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Note to mysticGohan33: In this one, Gohan kicks some @$$! Sort of.

Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Episode 29

Last time on OUADB:

-Goku kind of had a bad day

-Goten is a drug dealer

-They still don't know who called the dragon

(Scene opens exactly where it ended. ChiChi is alternating her glare from Goku to Goten, Bulma is thinking, Vegeta is yawning, Pan is reading a book, Bra is filing her nails, Master Roshi is doing what he does best, Trunks is talking to Gohan, and the rest are looking at Bulma.)

Bulma: Why don't we just--

(She is interrupted as a being arrives in a great, flashy (a little too flashy) beam of light and gusts of wind.)

Bulma: I know I shouldn't ask, but who are you?

?: My name is Zandor. Yes Bulma, I am the one who summoned the Eternal Dragon and yes Son Gohan, you will have to fight again, but not the way you think.

(Zandor is about 5'9 with bright blue hair, tan skin, HUGE muscles, a earring in his left ear, and scar on his forehead.)

Goku: What? You don't want to kill me? Evil people usually do.

Zandor: No Son Goku. I don't want to kill just you. I want to kill EVERYONE!! Mwhahahaha! (he emitted a *very* high-pitched, crazed laugh.) I used the dragonballs to cause a disease that will kill everyone on this planet, except me, in 72 hours. Enjoy you life while you still can!

Bra: Why did you do that?

Zandor: I don't like people of this planet. I must purge the universe of all beings that don't fit the qualifications of a "Zandor Elite". Sorry, but you just didn't cut it. Have a nice day! Bye!

(He started to fly of, but Trunks blocked his way.)

Trunks: Why should we believe that's what you wished forf?

Zandor: (sighing) Do I have to explain everything?

Vegeta: (irritated) What do you think?

Zandor: (sighing again) Look, you will have multiple symptoms ranging from weak to strong depending on where you're at on the death scale. The first ones should be flu like. You will think that ou only have a cold and nothing more. The second set should be more serious. I'm talking pneumonia and bronchitis. Stuff like that. The third set are the worst. Heart failure, seizures, blindness, drastic weight loss, internal bleeding, extreme pain. (he begins to leave again and stops) Oh and Bulma? I really don't think that you will discover a cure for it, but there's no harm in trying. (he flies off)

Bulma: (getting mad) Who does this guy think he is? He can't just comes to a planet and create a plauge!

Goku: Now Bulma, we don't know if he did it for sure. (he suddenly gets a telepathic message from Dende.)

Dende: (sadly) Goku? What Zandor says is true. He did do exactly what he said he did. It's truly sad, but I don't think there is a cure either. You don't even have enough time to gather the dragonballs and even if you did, he used all three wishes. I'm so very sorry.

Goku: (speaking out loud) WHAT?! There's nothing we can do?

Dende: Iie. I guess I'll see you all at King Enmas soon. (the link is closed)

ChiChi: Goku? Goku, what's wrong?!

Goku: (getting sad) That was Dende. He said that there is nothing we can do. He doesn't know how to stop it.

Bulma: We can't give up! We can't let billions of people die because of one crazy bastard! I AM going to try to cure this disease. I don't have the virus strain, but I can try. In the mean time, you go find that alien and BRING HIM TO ME!!

(During her speech Bra begins to cough hard.)

Bra: Kaasan, I don't feel so good.

Bulma: (throwing up her hands in frustration) Oh wonderful! It just had to be *my* child that shows it first. Come on Bra, I need a sample of your blood. I might just cure it yet.

(Vegeta is actually looking a little worried.)

Bra: I'll be fine Papa. Go get that man!

Vegeta: (thinking) If she dies, not place in the universe will be safe for him!

(Scene opens at Zandors ship. His is sitting in front of it, thinking.)

Zandor: (in his mind) Maybe I should stay here and whitness every symptom as it happens. That would be really fun! (out loud) The old ones should die first. I need to find a Senior Citizens home. Too bad those saiyans will be the last to go, but I can enjoy the looks on their faces when their mothers and mates do! Mwhahahaha!

Vegeta: Were you dropped on your head as a child or we you just born sadistic?

(Zandor looked up, a little startled.)

Zandor: Oh it's just you guys. (dismissed them with a wave of his black gloved hand.) So come on and fight. It won't do any good but make you experience pain faster. You really should reconsider this.

Gohan: You should have reconsidered what you were going to do before you said that wish! I still can't believe you did this! (He thinks about how Piccolo and everyone in his family were going to suffer *very* horrible deaths. Especially his caring, overprotective, mother who did all of those things for him and he starts to get mad. And you know when Gohan gets mad, people die.)

Zandor: Uh look. (starts to back away when he saw Gohans massive power up) Can't say that I'm sorry, but please don't kill me!

Goku: Gohan! You CAN'T kill him! Remember that Bulma needs him for information!

(Gohan's kind of past calm and after he achieves his ki limit (for now) he launches himself at Zandor who just stands there, frozen. The mystic saiyan grabs him by his neck and speaks. On each word, he shakes Zandor violently.)

Gohan: (through clenched teeth) If. Any. One. That. I. Love. Dies. Then I. Will. Come. Looking. For. You. Just. Be. Glad. That. I. Don't. Have. Permission. To. Hurt. You. Right. Now.

Zandor: Uh, Yeah. Right.

Gohan: But let me do this to remind you of how bad I'm going to hurt you later on. (Gohan punched him in his midsection. Breaking several ribs and he punched him in face, breaking his nose. After he threw him to the ground and kicked him for good measure, Goku came over and picked him up. Teleporting away. Gohan took one deep breath and powered down. The rest looking at him rather skeptically.) Relax. I'm not going to kill you. Come on!

(They all go off to the Capsule Corp.)