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Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Section 2, Special Edition #4-The United World Order versus the Free World
Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:
-There has been a war brewing for a while and now you get to see the result!
-Bulma has been cured!
(Scene opens somewhere in Western Europe. Two large groups of people are facing each other, both equally determined. Piccolo and Bra are floating in the air, both holding the ray between them.)
Piccolo: (shouting) THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU! YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED THE OTHER OPTION, BUT NO MATTER. THIS WILL ALL BE OVER QUICKLY AND I WILL EMERGE THE VICTOR! MWHAHAHA--
Bra: Excuse me Piccolo-sama, but we really don't have time for that.
Piccolo: Oh yes, right.
(The Z-Senshi showed up. Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Juuhachi-gou, Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Pan {the kids are at home with Videl}, even Yamcha! {how much are you going to be that he leaves, first round?})
Goku: We really don't want to have to do this,--
Vegeta: (under his breath) Speak for yourself.
Goku: (glaring at Vegeta) Ahem. Anyway, can't you reconsider this?
Vegeta: Ooh! Big word!
Goku: VEGETA! YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE TIME!
Vegeta: (getting into a fighting stance) Bring it on, you third class son of a--
Trunks: Hey! 'Tousan, Goku-san, no offense, but SHUT UP!
Goku and Vegeta: (turning their backs to each other) Hmph!
Piccolo: Look at you! You're squabbling amongst yourselves!
Goku: He's right, Vegeta. It's pathetic.
Vegeta: I'm going along with this only because he stole my dreams and my PLANS for world conquest!
Piccolo: Now, back to the matter at hand. Ahem. Our excellent device here will eventually render you attacks useless--
Goku: Huh?
Piccolo: (talking very slow and very loud) OUR. RAY. WILL. KILL. YOU!
Goku: Oh. (after thinking about it {and this took long minutes mind you} OH! No it won't!
(Everyone gets into stances and Piccolo raises his arm, smirking.)
Vegeta: I almost forgot, Bra! Sweetie, Princess, Honey Bear, Pumpkin, Why are you doing this?! Can't you see that your father loves you?
Bra: (scoffing) Oh please! You're only doing this 'cause you know 'kaasan would kick your ass out!
Vegeta: Um, you're right. (turning to Piccolo) Carry on!
(Piccolo rolls his eyes.)
Piccolo: (bringing his arm down sharply) CHARGE!
(His ground forces surge forward, clashing with the Free Worlders. They fight back at equal intensity. Goku lanches himself at Piccolo who stops him with a whispered word to Bra who activates the Ray. Goku is surprised and knocked back by a full-powered Kame Hame Ha.)
Goku: (awed {and it doesn't take much}) So that's the power of the ray! That could be dangerous!
Piccolo: Duh! It's supposed to be! You're so stupid, you beat out all the competition for Baka of the Year!
Vegeta: (laughing) Ooh! He got you good Kakarott!
Goku: (getting mad and going Super Saiyan) I'm tired of all you people calling me dumb! I'm not! I just learn a little slower, that's all.
Piccolo: They call it retardation, you idiot!
Goku: THAT'S IT! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG SAIYAN, BUDDY BOY!
(Goku lauches himself at Piccolo in a full assault. Piccolo just casually moves out of the way and trips him as he was going past. Goku falls out of the sky and is so mad that he doesn't realize it until he inpacted with the ground. Goten and Gohan both get mad, but only Goten attacks. he gets knocked out with a Masenko.)
Gohan: C'mon Piccolo-san! I really don't fight you of B-chan!
Trunks: That goes for me too, but only because Bra is my sister.
Piccolo: Well you should have thought of that before those countries refused. B-chan, hit 'em with all you got!
Goku and Vegeta: (you know, slow motion) Noooooo! (they run and block a beam that has the power off a Final Flash, Big Bang Attack, Kame Hame Ha, Kameya Maya, Special Beam Cannon, a Spirit Bomb, Masenko, whatever else I didn't mention, and they're all at FULL-POWER! {something like that wouldn't have just blown up the planet, but the galaxy as well})
Gohan and Trunks: 'TOUSAN! Nooooo!
(A bright light blocks all seeing, {thanks to the Solar Flare they somehow intergrated in} a HUGE crater results, and a really high-pitched noise deafens them all. After the light clears away, both saiyans are gone without a trace!)
All except Piccolo and Bra: OH MY KAMI!
(Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Pan, and Krillin start to cry. Bra just doesn't care about her father at all.)
Goten: I can't believe he's gone! I finally got him back and you killed him!
Gohan: (stops his grief a moment) With a power like that, we can't win. I just wished that we parted on better terms Piccolo. Good bye.
(They all turn and fly away slowly to give the respective wives the news and to deal with their sorrow)
(Scene opens at the end of a long line. Two people are talking. The short one is VERY disgruntled.)
Vegeta: I WILL NOT be treated like this! I am royalty and should NOT be waiting in lines!
Goku: Vegeta, will you SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH FOR ONCE!
(Everyone present turns and looks at him. The ones who know him look with shock. Even Vegeta is.)
Goku: Oops, my bad.
Is this the final chapter in our book of heroes? Is this "all she wrote"? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!
Note: If this is short, I apologize. I'm trying to beat the clock because I seem to have forgotten about it and my time for the computer tonight draws short. Goku lovers, if I offended you I am truly sorry. There is more on Goku and Vegeta and I'm sure you all will be pleasantly {and maybe a little shockingly} surprised. This took about an hour to actually type, but it's a complete thought (though it might have been a little bad).
On to Episode 18, back to My Fanfics, or back to Main.