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Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Third Section, Episode 25
Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:
-Bulma fainted
-They found out that there are 120 million Food-sejins coming to the planet
(Scene opens in a large, open plain. Bulma is there along with Vegeta, Goku, Trunks, Bra, Gohan. and Pan. As well as the overly large population of Food-sejins.)
Bulma: Here is where you can found your city. There is lots of room and it's nearby civilization. You'll do fine.
Captain: Thanks. (shouting to the large group using a microphone) LISTEN UP EVERYONE, PLEASE FORM INTO CLANS. THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF WORK, BUT I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! (he turned to Bulma) We'll be fine and thank you for the capsules for our ships.
(Bulma nods and pulls out a capsule (which turns into a car) and gets in with Bra & Vegeta following. Everyone else flies away.)
(Scene opens at the Capsule Corp. at about 1:30am a week later. Bulma and Vegeta are both alseep when the door bell rings.)
Bulma: (yawning) Vegeta? Vegeta! (no answer. she pokes him in the side. He grunts and rolls over. She rises, grabs the covers and yanks and he falls to the floor with a yell.)
Vegeta: (sleepily) What the hell did you do that for, woman?
Bulma: The doorbell rang, answer it. (she gets back into the bed and he stands up)
Vegeta: Why me?
Bulma: Because you're already up! (starts to laugh a little)
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Ha ha. (he starts to leave)
Bulma: Vegeta dear?
Vegeta: What?
Bulma: Put on some clothes.
(Vegeta looks down at his boxer shorts and sighs, goes over to the closet and gets some pants. He goes down the stairs, muttering cuss words under his breath. A door slam is heard and he comes back a few minutes later.)
Bulma: Well?
Vegeta: (smirking) It's for you. (climbs back into bed and falls back alseep. Bulma rises, puts on a robe, and goes downstairs to answer the door.)
Bulma: Oh, it's you. Why are you here?
Captain: Well, I need you to fix something. My t.v. broke and I don't want to miss Jerry Springer.
Bulma: It's 1:30! Couldn't this wait until morning?
Captain: (sighing) I guess it could wait. I'm sorry I bothered you.
(Bulma nods and closes the door. She heads back upstairs and gets back into the bed.)
***
2:45am:
Ding Dong!
(Bulma groans then trys to wake Vegeta again and not succeeding. She then proceeds to press her ice cold feet into his back. Vegeta jumps and jerks away then yells at her.)
Vegeta: What now?!
Bulma: The door.
(Vegeta sighs again, gets up, gets dressed, goes downstairs, opens the door, slams it closed, comes back up and into the room, jumps into the bed, and falls asleep all in 1 minute and 30 seconds. Bulma couldn't even follow it. She gets up, goes downstairs and this time Mango's at the door,)
Bulma: What do you want?
Mango: My four year old daughter jammed a book in the VCR, can you fix it for me?
Bulma: Can it wait until morning?
Mango: I guess so, but I don't want to miss Jerry Springer. I'll have to tape it because tomorrow I'm going job hunting.
Bulma: Can't you just borrow someone else's until I fix it for you?
Mango: (thinking it over) I guess I can. Thanks Bulma-san!
Bulma: Sure. (she goes back upstairs and goes back to sleep)
***
3:15am:
Ding Dong!
Bulma: (moaning) VEGETA!
Vegeta: (mumbling and half asleep) It's for you and you know it.
Bulma: (getting up and putting on a robe) I hate these people.
(she does exactly what she did before and this time Lime is at the door. Bulma took one look, slams it in his face, and goes back upstairs.)
Bulma: They need to get this straight. I'm not Mr. Fix-it! (she goes back to sleep)
***
6:00am:
Ding Dong!
(Bulma doesn't say anything but she gets up, goes downstairs, opens the door, and starts to yell.)
Bulma: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY HOUSE! DO NOT DARE TO BOTHER ME AGAIN AT ANY TIME IN THE MORNING! DO YOU HEAR ME?! (she slams the door shut and marches back upstairs)
Goku: Gosh, I just wanted to ask her can Vegeta come outside to spar with me!
Will Bulma's sanity remain intact or will the Food-sejins drive her to do something drastic? Will they ever come up with a plan to to get rid of them? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!