Once Upon a Dragon Ball
Disclaimer: I don’t own DBZ or and of the characters.
Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball…
Krillin gave up the super hero business
Goku saved the president, but he got caught- AGAIN
Pan and Trunks have 9 kids and he’s leaving her
(scene opens at a bank robbery. A light-haired female is holding 10 people hostage while the tellers are filling bags full of money.)
???: C’mon hurry up! I don’t have all day!
(Vegeta enters from the main entrance)
Vegeta: Young lady, what do you think you’re doing?
Bra: Uh, hi Papa! What are you doing here?
Vegeta: Your mother made me come to deposit money in the Capsule Corp. account. Do you know that what you’re doing is wrong?
Bra: But Papa!
Vegeta: (walking over to her and grabbing her ear) No buts! Now apologize to these people for what you have done!
Bra: I’m sorry. I’ll never do it again.
Vegeta: Good girl. (pats her head)
Bra: (grabs a money bag and runs to the window, jumps out and flies away) Sucker!
Vegeta: Come back here! (to the people in the bank) Kids! (sigh)
(he flies away after Bra)
(scene changes again to the park where a very distressed Pan is sitting on a bench)
Pan: (to herself) Why did Trunks have to leave the kids and me? It’s partly his fault we have them!
(a figure walks up and sits down next to her)
Pan: What do you want?
Trunks: I just came to say that I’m sorry for what I did. I didn’t mean it.
Pan: Oh. Okay.
Trunks: You want to go somewhere so we can talk?
Pan: Fine. (she starts to get up and walk down the path when Trunks stopped her.)
Trunks: Pan, where’s the kids?
Pan: What kids?
Trunks: (shocked) PAN! THE 9 CHILDREN WE HAVE! WHERE ARE THEY?
Pan: Hey relax! Mom’s taking care of them!
Trunks: Don’t do that to me!
Pan: (happily) So you do care? That’s wonderful! (she hugs him as they walk off) But you have to take your role as President of the Capsule Corp. more seriously. We have more mouths to feed, not to mention clothes and college education! (on and on and on)
Trunks: (to himself) Yeah I do care, but I’m starting to regret it!
(scene changes to Bulma sitting on the couch flipping through t.v channels)
Bulma: Nothing on. Hmmm. (door bursts open with a very distressed looking Vegeta with a very pissed Bra over one shoulder)
Vegeta: Don’t ever do that again!
Bulma: What’s going on?
Vegeta: (putting her down) Your precious daughter just committed a crime!
Bulma: What did you do Bra-chan?
Bra: (giving the "I’m so adorable look") Nothing.
Vegeta: Don’t lie like that! (to Bulma) She was holding up the Satan City National bank while robbing it!
Bulma: What’s so bad about that?
Vegeta: (surprised) Did you hear me? Heeellllo? She tried to rob the bank!
Bulma: I heard you! Think of it this way, she didn’t kill anybody.
(during this Bra tried to sneak off)
Bulma: (without turning around) Stop right there young lady!
(Bra froze, hand on the staircase railing)
Bra: Yes, Mom?
Bulma: You forgot to wash your breakfast dishes!
(Vegeta facevaulted)
Bra: (smiling) Sorry! (she ran up the stairs)
Vegeta: (on the way into the kitchen) That’s what I get for marrying her, the idiot!
Bulma: (suddenly angry) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Vegeta: I love you!
Bulma: Though so! (turned back to the t.v)
Vegeta: (to himself) Stupid baka.
(scene changes to Krillin)
Receptionist: Next!
Krillin: Hi! I want a job in this commercial business.
Receptionist: When we need short, bald guys, with no nose we’ll call you. Next!
Krillin: But I’m really good and I have talent! See look. (clears his throat and makes a really stupid pose) I am Bald Dude. Short with an attitude. All you criminals listen up, WATCH YOUR BACK!
Receptionist: (without changing expression) NEXT!
(Krillin walks off looking depressed)
Krillin: Oh well. There’s always K-Mart.
(scene changes again. this time to ChiChi at the Son house)
ChiChi: (to herself) Goku, I’m on to you!
(door opens and Goku and son walks in)
Goten: I can’t believe that happened. AGAIN! (walks into kitchen and right into ChiChi)
Goten: (seeing her expression) I uh have homework to do. Bye! (runs to his room)
Goku: (also seeing ChiChi he stops dead in the doorway) Hi ChiChi! How are you doing today?
ChiChi: Don’t give me that "I’m so nice" crap. I know what you’re up to!
Goku: (thinking about the secret agent business) You do?
ChiChi: Who is she Goku?
Goku: What? Oh Bulma! We’re not really all that serious.
ChiChi: That slut! I’m going to seriously hurt her! (she pulls out weapons of all sorts: swords, knives, uzi’s, machine guns, rocket launchers, etc.) She’s gonna pay!
Goku: No ChiChi! Don’t hurt the mother of my child! Oops again.
ChiChi: Oh no. She’s really gonna die now! And when I’m finished, so are you! Don’t go to sleep tonight, ‘cuz you won’t live to see tomorrow! (that said she marches out and got into her capsule car.)
Goku: I gotta stop her. (he starts to run after her) Wait, ChiChi! Wait!
Goten: (shouts out of the window) Dad, you can fly! Duh!
Goku: I forgot again. (and takes to the air)
Goten: This is going to be good. (he went to the phone to get some popcorn and to call everyone)
Is ChiChi really going to murder Bulma? Will Goku ever stop acting so stupid? Does Bulma even care about her children? Does Trunks and Pan live happily ever after? Who all is Goten going to call? Will I ever bring Gohan up in the fic again? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!