Disclaimer: I don’t own DBZ, but I wish I did because I’m always broke.

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball…

ChiChi has a secret and I know you want to know what it is

Vegeta and Bulma got back together

(scene opens at the Capsule Corp. same night)

(Goku is walking up the stairs toward Bulma & Vegeta’s room)

Goku: (to himself) I have to get help. One person can’t do this alone! (he stops at the door and hears muffled sounds coming from inside. Without thinking he pushes it open and barges on in)

Bulma: (screaming) Goku, you know normal people knock before they enter! (she was dressed in some black leather lingerie and the look was completed with a black whip)

(she looked up from where she was over Vegeta who was tied to the bedposts with silk handkerchiefs)

Vegeta: (a little embarrassed) Uh, hi Kakarott!

Goku: (laughing so hard there are tears coming out of his eyes) OMIGOD! This is so funny! The Prince of the Saiyans is being controlled by his Mistress Bulma!

Vegeta: Hey! Don’t knock it until you try it! (thinking a moment) Did I just say that?

Bulma: (interrupting) Why are you here anyway?

Goku: (suddenly serious) It happened again.

Bulma: What happened…. Oh no! I’m * not * going through this! I’m leaving! (she ran to the door) As soon as I put on some clothes… (she picks them up off the floor and runs to the bathroom Goku turns and starts to leave)

Vegeta: Hello? I’m still like this!

Goku: You know you can get free.

Vegeta: Yeah I know, but if I destroy one more bed Bulma will make me go without, you know, for a week! I can’t survive without that!

Goku: (sighing) Fine. (he walks over and unties him, making sure he doesn’t look anywhere else besides his face) I need to leave now! (he runs out and down the stairs)

Vegeta: (groaning) I’ll never live this down.

(outside the Capsule Corp.)

Pan: Somebody please tell me what’s going on! Trunks wouldn’t because he said it would be better if you, dad, or Grandpa Goku told me.

Goten: Dad can tell you then. Anyway, what’s the deal with the kids?

Pan: Oh, I had mom watch them for me.

(Goku comes outside still laughing a little, but became serious as he saw everyone standing there)

Goku: I’m sure you know the deal, we don’t have much time before she arrives.

Pan: Tell me what’s going on!

Goku: Okay sure.

Pan: Finally!

Goku: You all know how ChiChi is when she’s a little annoyed, right? Well Pan, imagine that she reached an all time high.

Pan: Oh dear.

Goku: You see? Well we found out a couple of years before you were born that it’s possible. It happened. She kind of… (he trailed off)

Pan: Yes?

Goku: turns into a demon.

Pan: (starts to laugh) You’re kidding right? (sees everyone’s face) You’re not kidding. Why didn’t anyone ever tell me?

Goku: Well after you were born, she kind of calmed down. Well calm for ChiChi anyway. We though you didn’t need to know about this. We thought it was over. (he shrugged) We were wrong.

Pan: (getting a little hysterical) So what’s going to happen? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??

Trunks: Calm down! * We * aren’t going to do anything. You’re going home.

Pan: I’m not going to miss a fight, though I would hate to fight my grandma.

Gohan: Just remember that it’s not her. It’s someone else. Anyway, we only knock her unconscious and give her time to cool off so she becomes normal again. She never remembers anything afterward.

Pan: I can’t believe this! I don’t want to believe this!

Goten: (looking up) Well you have to, because she’s here.

What is going to happen? Do you hate me now that I always stop at the best parts? Am I ever going to stop doing this? Stay tuned to the next episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball! (will be a special edition)