Disclaimer: I don't own anything except a lot of Pokémon cards and some DBZ videos.
Note: Well, since it's about 1am Wednesday, I'll have 27 & 28 out by the end of the day. I hope this is a little longer than usual. I believe I'm getting a bit lazy.
Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Third Section, Episode 26
Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:
-The Food-sejin drove Bulma crazy
(Scene opens at the new Food-sejin village of, uh, Food-sei the Second. Although it's not a planet, but ah nevermind!)
Captain: The t.v.'s right in here. (Bulma followed him through the kitchen to the living room where there was utter chaos.)
Bulma: Oh! I didn't know that the neighborhood kids were over!
Captain: Neighborhood kids? Nah. These are all mine except for one. (he pointed to each of the playing, fighting, drawing, eating, sleeping, and excited kids in turn) Cheddar, Anchovie, Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham, Mozzarella, Bacon, and Bob. (he pointed to Bob, the other boy, and whispered) He's different.
Bulma: Okay...
Captain: My wife was on a pizza kick when she named them.
Bulma: All of them?
Captain: Yeah. Everytime she gets pregnant she craves pizza the most. We had Papa's Pizza on call!
(Bulma nodded strangely and went over to the television and had it fixed in 30 minutes.)
Captain: Yay! Just in time for Springer! (he ran over, pushing his children out of the way, and turned on the tv) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Ooh! My husband left me for my daughters boyfriend!
(Bulma just shook her head and moved on.)
(Scene opens in Mango's house down the street. He's not there (job interview), but his wife, Melona, shows her to the VCR.)
Bulma: So, how are things on Chikyuu going for you? (she unscrewed it and took the top off)
Melona: Fine! But I have a question.
Bulma: (wiggling the book) What is it?
Melona: Is it normal for the sky to get pitch black in the middle of the afternoon?
Bulma: (jerked her head up) WHAT?!
Melona: I said--
Bulma: I know what you said! Oh Kami! Someone used the Dragon Balls!
(She jumped up.)
Bulma: How long ago?
Melona: Not long. About 20 miuntes.
Bulma: (thinking) I must have been in Captain Pineapple's house! (outloud) Look, I'll have to come back. It's an emergency!
(She runs outside and pulls out a capsule. With a poof it turns into a car. Then she whips out a cell phone.)
Bulma: Hi Vegeta, is this you? Listen, did you know that someone just used the dragon balls? ::pause:: You didn't? ::pause:: You were in the basement, why? ::pause:: Trunks was stalking you? I don't even want to know... ::pause:: I'll be right over! (she puts the phone away and rides off)
(Scene opens in the Capsule Corp. Only Vegeta, Trunks, Bulma, and Bra are there.)
Bulma: Who could it be?
Vegeta: Well it wasn't Gok--Kakarott. He was in the basement with me and just left a few minutes before you called.
Bulma: I don't want to know so don't even waste your breath. Bra?
Bra: I was with Pan at the mall. Papa called me right after you called him.
Bulma: Where's Pan then?
Trunks: She went home to check on the kids. Videl was babysitting.
Bulma: Okay, so we can scratch Bra, your father, Videl, and Pan from the list. Trunks?
Trunks: I, uh, I...
Bra: Where were you, Oniichan? You did it, didn't you? Spit it out!
Bulma: Bra! Don't accuse your brother like that! Where were you Trunks?
Trunks: I... (he started to blush deeply) I was at my weekly ballet lesson.
(Vegeta started to laugh and Trunks shot him a glare.)
Vegeta: You? Ballet? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Trunks: (defensive) Pan said I was too clumsy and I needed to learn some grace!
Vegeta: In other words, she wanted to sissy-fy you!
Bulma: All right! All right! Back to business! Trunks, you're now offically off the list. (Bra crossed his name off)
Trunks: (sarcastic) Gee, thanks!
Bulma: We'll have to go to the Son house to get more info, (she walks outside) After you Veggie-chan.
(Vegeta sighs, picks her up and they all fly to the Sons.)
Who summoned the Eternal Dragon? Will they ever find out? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!