Disclaimer: Well, we’re back to the standard one. Oh yeah! I do not own the song Reunited, Peaches and Herb do. As always, I don’t own DBZ and probably never will. ::sigh::

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball…
The electro-shock therapy began and ended all in one SE

Yamcha and Vegeta have a "battle of the songs"

Everyone ganged up on Goku and Vegeta and practically shocked them to death

(at the Capsule Corp, the same day, or night, or whatever)

Bulma: I have no place to go so I’m back here. (thinks a minute) Hey, this is my house in the first place! Vegeta should be the one to leave!

(she went upstairs and went to the room she and Vegeta used to share)

Bulma: He is receiving a piece of my mind!

(she opened the door prepared to yell at him and saw something that made her stop dead in her tracks. Vegeta was sitting on the edge of the bed (with his back to the door)… crying!)

[authors note: If you don’t want to see Vegeta in a very pathetic and un-Vegeta state, start scrolling down now.]

Bulma: (quietly) Oh my Kami! I can’t believe it!

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Vegeta: (to himself) Why am I always doing these things to people? Now my woman left me for Kakarott of all people and I’m all alone! (stops a moment to blow his nose) I’m such an awful person! I let my pride get in the way too much! (stops completely for the memory is too much for him, all anyone can hear now is sobbing)

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(Bulma by now is crying too because it is so touching)

Vegeta: (more under control) I really, really love her and-

(Bulma enters the room and walks over next to him and sits down)

Vegeta: (trying to gather what dignity he has left) What do you want woman?

[okay you can stop now]

Bulma: Vegeta cut the act! I saw you, it was so sweet. I’m sorry I treated you so bad before. I still love you. (she hugs him)

Vegeta: (thinking to himself) The crying act, works every time! (he had heard her when she came into the house)

(Vegeta breaks into yet another song)

Vegeta: Reunited and it feels so gooood. Reunited ‘cuz we understoooooood.

Bulma: Please stop, you have me back!

Vegeta: Right, sorry.

(Vegeta and Bulma got back together and since Bulma was so pleased with her husband they had a, shall we say, * very * special night that won’t be mentioned in this PG fanfic. I’ll leave it up to your imagination because when it comes to V & B, anything can happen and I mean * anything *!)

(at the Son house this very same night)

(there is chaos in the kitchen. Goku is hiding behind an overturned table and ChiChi is trying to get to him while Goten is in the doorway laughing)

ChiChi: Goku I told you I was sorry a long time ago! Can you please calm down? I won’t hurt you!

Goku: That’s what you always say and guess what, the next day you’re at it again!

Goten: It’s true and you know it mom!

ChiChi: (turning to him with a demonic look on her face) WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I’LL ASK FOR IT! SO DON’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS, GOT IT?

Goten: (scared straight) Yes, ma’am! (he runs out of the house and flies away)

Goku: Goten don’t leave me with her! Take me with you! (he jumps up and follows Goten)

ChiChi: Times like these I really wish I knew how to fly. (she goes and gets into the car)

(at the Capsule Corp. outside, not in * their * room you perverts!)

(Goku and Goten land outside)

Goku: We’re gonna need help holding her off. You go get Trunks and your brother, I’ll hide here.

Goten: Alright. (he flies away)

Goku: (knocking down the door) I hope he gets back in time!

(at Trunks’ and Pan’s house)

Pan: Do you hear that?

(no answer from Trunks’ side of the bed)

Pan: (sighing) I wish he was a light sleeper. (she puts on a robe and goes downstairs and hears the noise again) Who’s there?! (she gets into a fighting stance as a figure appears) It’s only you Uncle Goten! What in the world are you doing in our kitchen?

Goten: (mouth full of chicken) I was supposed to come get Trunks to help, but the fridge sidetracked me. Dad needs our help holding off mom.

Pan: You need more than 2 people to stop her? C’mon, she’s * not * that bad!

Goten: You don’t know because nobody ever told you * the secret *!

Pan: What secret-

(they are interrupted by Trunks coming into the room)

Goten: Hey man! It happened again!

Trunks: What happened- Oh, not that!

Pan: Somebody please tell me what you’re talking about!

Goten: No time, Trunks before we go, put on some clothes.

Trunks: (looks down at his boxers) Oh, yeah!

Pan: I’m coming too and you can’t stop me!

Trunks: What about the kids?

Pan: They’ll still be asleep when we get back.

Trunks: When ChiChi’s like this it might take a while.

(he goes upstairs to dress)

Goten: I have to got and tell Gohan. Meet me at the Capsule Corp. as soon as you can. (he starts to leave and stops) I’ve got to take one for the road! (he gets another chicken leg from the fridge and flies off)

Pan: (sigh) Sometimes I wonder about him.

(she goes back upstairs too)

(at Gohan and Videl’s house)

Gohan: (he senses Goten and is at the door before he knocks) It’s mom again, isn’t it?

Goten: How’d you know?

Gohan: You hardly ever come over and when you do, you go through the back door to hit the fridge first.

Goten: Oh, yeah.

Gohan: Let’s go!

(they go to the Capsule Corp.)

What is going on this time? What is ChiChi’s secret? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!

I know this is shorter than normal, but I have a good reason. Stay tuned for the next episode!