Disclaimer: I don’t own DBZ or any of the characters. (what a surprise)

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball…

ChiChi’s on a rampage

Bulma and Vegeta were doing some very kinky things in the bedroom

Pan still can’t believe ChiChi’s secret

(we’re outside the Capsule Corp. about 5 min. after the last time)

Gohan: C’mon mom, we don’t have to do this! Can’t we just talk this over?

(Pan, Goten, Trunks and Goku all nod their heads)

ChiChi: (roaring) SILENCE! IT IS TOO LATE FOR TALK! IT’S TIME TO FIGHT!

Goku: (in his most soothing tone of voice) Now, now, we don’t really have to do this do we? I mean, we didn’t do anything wrong!

ChiChi: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO LIST ALL OF THE THINGS YOU PEOPLE HAVE DONE TO ME OVER THE YEARS? OF COURSE YOU DO!

1. YOU LET THAT MONSTER TAKE MY GOHAN AWAY!

   Gohan: Hey! Mr. Piccolo isn’t a monster!

2. ALL OF THE WORRY YOU PUT ME THROUGH FIGHT AFTER FIGHT AFTER FIGHT!

   Goku: Just think! If we had not of fought, you wouldn’t be alive right now!

3. YOU TOOK MY GOHAN AWAY FROM HIS STUDIES!

   Goten: He’s a doctor, what else do you want?!

4. YOU WENT ON SOME ABSURD SPACE TRIP TO GATHER DRAGON BALLS AND TOOK PAN AWAY FROM HERE!

Pan: Again, if we hadn’t, you wouldn’t be alive and besides, I’m fine!

THERE ARE NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO ME OVER THE YEARS AND I’M GETTING REVENGE FOR THEM!

Pan: (whispering to Trunks) I thought that you all said she didn’t remember anything!

Trunks: We said after, not during. She still has her memory (under breath) unfortunately. (back outloud) It’s just that there’s another brain there controlling her.

(ChiChi the demon by this time is just about to temper tantrum stage)

[oh yeah, I forgot to describe her to you! Just imagine a buff Dracula with wings, 10 feet tall, and minus the fangs and a lot of other things added too. You will read about the other attributes later on.]

Gohan: We really don’t wanna have to do this! We, uh, still love yo-

(ChiChi decides to take action anyway and swipes at him with one very large and hairy claw. Gohan jumps out of reach)

Gohan: I don’t want to hurt you!

Demon ChiChi: TOO BAD BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HURT YOU!

(Vegeta runs out of his house still pulling up his pants and tucking in his shirt)

Goku: What took you so long?

Vegeta: Bulma kind of wasn’t quite finished yet.

Goku: (starts to laugh, but remembers what’s going on) This is the situation.

Vegeta: She’s more disgruntled than usual, huh?

Goku: You bet.

(back to the one-sided fight)

(Gohan and everyone is continually dodging until someone says something…)

Goten: This is so stupid! I’m fighting back!

(he flies up to her face and fires a small ki blast)

Pan: (rolling her eyes) And you think that was supposed to do something.

Goten: (returning to the ground) Shut up, Pan! Let me see you do better!

Pan: (cracking knuckles) I’ll be happy too.

(she takes her turn by tripping Demon ChiChi and putting a knee in her stomach)

Pan: HA!

Goten: (mumbling) Lucky shot.

Trunks: PAN WATCH OUT!

(she gets smacked back a couple of feet as a foot comes contact with her unsuspecting head)

Demon ChiChi: IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME THIS EASILY YOU ARE WRONG!

Goku: (joining this silly little battle) Remember no going Super Saiyan, we don’t want to kill her.

Vegeta: Speak for yourself.

Goku: I heard that!

Vegeta: You were supposed to.

(Goku is getting pretty angry by now and Vegeta is smiling getting ready for a battle worthy of his involvement)

Gohan: (sarcastically) I don’t want to break up your little spar session, but there are more important things to do right now!

Goku: You’re right. (to Vegeta) Meet me at the usual place after we take care of this.

Vegeta; You bet.

(back to the fight with D. ChiChi)

D. ChiChi: HELLO? I WANT TO KILL YOU SOMETIME THIS YEAR! FIGHT OR COMMIT SUICIDE, JUST GET THIS OVER WITH!

Trunks: Fine by me. Let’s do this!

(there is a loud noise as Bulma comes running out of the Capsule Corp. with about 50 capsules)

Vegeta: I thought you were going away.

Bulma: Oh, I am. I just had to pack.

Pan: What’s with all the capsules?

Bulma: My luggage.

Goku: But aren’t capsules supposed to compress things?

Bulma: They do, but they do have storage limits. That’s why I have all these.

Vegeta: (sarcastically) Is there anything left in the house?

Bulma: (completely missing it) Yes. The walls and the carpet. I couldn’t take those. Duh!

(she walks off and pulls out a capsule she thought was the car. She was wrong and out came piles and piles of clothes)

Bulma: Oops. Wrong one.

(she tries again, but time after time she gets something else. Soon there are frying pans, a stove, three chairs, 20 perfume bottles, and lots more useless stuff. Even Vegeta’s things were included. She finally gets the right one.)

Bulma: Great. I should have known it would be that last one I chose. Now I have to put all of this stuff back!

Vegeta: (fed up with this he runs over to her) Fine. Fine. (he grabs stuff and throws it in the backseat. Everything except the stuff too big) Just do this stuff and leave already!

Bulma: I can’t believe you just said that!

D. ChiChi: (who had been watching all of this with faint amusement) I’M STILL HERE! (struck with an idea) I KNOW! I’LL TAKE THIS BLUE HAIRED, LOUD MOUTHED, BIMBO WITH ME SO THAT YOU WILL FIGHT TO GET HER BACK! (she sprints over and picks up Bulma in one huge hand) TO GET HER BACK YOU HAVE TO FIGHT!

(she flies away [demon version actually has enough ki to do so])

Bulma: You guys, someone HELP ME!

(everyone kind of sits down on the ground. Everyone except Goku that is)

Goten: I don’t feel like getting her back, do you Trunks?

Trunks: She may be my mother, but that demon isn’t going to really hurt her or anything and besides she’s loud and she can’t cook!

Vegeta: You got that right! A vacation from Bulma! What a good thing!

Goku: What are you saying? You know you shouldn’t be like that! If she could, she would rescue you from an evil, demented monster!

(everyone gave him a look)

Goku: (sigh and sitting down) You’re right she wouldn’t. Well she made a mistake taking Bulma. I would guess she would be back right about-

(a capsule vehicle drives up to the house)

Goku: now.

(Bulma climbs out dragging an unconscious ChiChi behind her)

Bulma: This is exactly why I didn’t want to be here when this happened. I always end up the one bringing her back cuz she seems to enjoy carting me off like this. (Goku walks over and takes her from Bulma) Don’t ever make her stressed out like this again!

(about 2 hours later…)

(Bulma came into her room (that now is refurnished) to yell to Vegeta for not coming to her aide when she saw a disturbing sight)

Vegeta: (in his sleep, while sucking his thumb) But mommy, I don’t wanna!

Bulma: (quietly) I have to get the camera! This is a Kodak Moment! (she looks for a bit and gets a $600 digital, extra zoom lens camera along with a video camera. She walks around to get still photos of the Mighty Prince Vegeta sucking his thumb from different angles then she recorded it for the sound.)

Vegeta: (still asleep) I know now that I’ll never beat you Kakarott!

Bulma: I can’t wait to show this at the next get-together!

Will Bulma actually show that tape to everyone? What’s with Vegeta, sucking his thumb! Sorry this took so long to post. I actually started this at 6 pm and never actually finished it until about 12 am. Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!