Once Upon a Dragon Ball
Disclaimer: I don’t own Dragon Ball Z or any of the characters.
Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball…
ChiChi was going to kill Bulma
Bra robbed a bank
Goten is calling everyone to go see the "Fight of the Century"
Trunks and Pan were reunited
(scene opens at Mr. Satan’s large house. Gohan and Videl are at one side of the huge dining room table, while Mr. Satan is on the other)
Gohan: Is it true that you are my biological father?
Videl: YES!
Mr. Satan: Videl, please! (to Gohan) No, I’m not your real dad. Goku is. How else would you have a tail when you were born?
Gohan: Uh, Videl. Why did you tell me that?
Videl: I though it was funny to see what your reaction to this would be. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(Gohan shot her a look)
Videl: Sorry.
(scene changes to the Capsule Corp. where a very disgruntled ChiChi is outside)
ChiChi: (pounding on the door) Bulma bring your two-timing, husband stealing, butt ugly self out here!
Bulma: (opening door) ChiChi, what is going on with – (ChiChi cut her off with a gun in her face)
ChiChi: You know why I’m here!
Bulma: Calm down, it’s not that bad! (looking behind her) Vegeta, help!
Vegeta: (appearing behind her) You don’t love me. Why should I help you, woman? You deserve to die. (to ChiChi) Do what you will. (he goes back upstairs)
Bulma: What?! I’m sorry, Vegeta! Uh, someone, anyone, HELP!
(scene changes to the Son house where Goten has huge bowls of popcorn on the kitchen table)
Goten: (on the phone) Yeah. I’m not kidding Krillin! There is going to be a really great fight in about 10 minutes down at the Capsule Corp. Spread the word. Yeah, bye. (he hangs up) Well, that was the last call. (he covers up the bowls with Seran Wrap, takes them outside where he pops open a capsule with a blue truck in it) Flying’s faster, but what the hey. (he gets in, puts the bowls on the seat beside him, and drives off toward the fight)
Meanwhile…
(Goku has finally arrived at the fight scene)
Goku: ChiChi, it’s not that bad! I still love you and the kids. I just have Bulma too.
ChiChi: Shut up, Goku. When I kill her, you’ll want only me. It’s her who is causing all the problems!
Bulma: Now wait a minute! Your husband is the one who came to me! It’s not my fault you can’t satisfy your man!
Vegeta: (walking by) Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! (everyone turns to Vegeta and glares) Sorry. Too much t.v.
Goku: ChiChi, I see you won’t quit. At least fight this without weapons so it will be fairer.
ChiChi: (throwing her guns to the side and cracking her knuckles) Whatever. I’ll still kick your ass, Bulma!
Bulma: Wanna bet?
Vegeta: (coming back out) Wait, Bulma you’re pregnant! I can’t allow you to fight, even though it’s not my brat.
Goku: (quietly) Do you want to be next, Vegeta?
Vegeta: You can’t hurt me Kakarott!
Goku: Who said anything about me?!
Vegeta: (understanding) You’re right, I’m staying outta this. I’ll bet you 50 zenni that ChiChi will win.
Goku: No fair! You know she will!
(back to Goten)
Goten: (humming along with the radio) I’m almost there. Boy, I can’t wait! (the Capsule Corp. comes into sight) Man, the fight’s already started! (he stops and gets out) Hey Dad, Vegeta, the food has arrived. I’m going back out later for chips, dip, and party subs!
Goku: Yeah, this could take a while. (Goku and Vegeta each grab a bowl while they go sit down about 50ft away along with Goten)
Goku: (to Bulma and ChiChi) Can you wait a few minutes? Everyone else will be here and you can do this right.
ChiChi: Doesn’t matter how long I wait, she’ll still go down.
(Trunks and Pan comes over with their kids, while Yamcha, Krillin, 18, Marron (his daughter. I’ll explain the bald thing at the end of this part), Choutzu, Tien, Gohan, Bra, Videl, Master Roshi, Oolong, and the rest. Even neighbors had left their homes and came over along with majority of the employees at the Capsule Corp.)
Goku: (as referee) Now, there are no rules do whatever it takes to win. (he steps out and goes sit back down.) LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
Who will win this fight? Can you wait until the next part? Will I always stop when it gets good? Stay tuned to the next episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball! Next Part: Special Edition One: DBZ Smackdown.