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Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Third Section, Episode 23

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:

-They let the little aliens live on the planet

-Vegeta lost a lot of his pride

-The aliens threatened them a whole lot

-They came up with an idea of germ warfare


(Scene opens at the Capsule Corp. living room. Everyone who was at the would-be-battle site is there along with ChiChi, Juuhachi-gou, Marron, and Videl.)

Bulma: You know what? Son-kun's right!

Vegeta: OH KAMI KAKAROTT IS RIGHT! THE WORLD WILL NOW END!

Bulma: (hitting Vegeta) Shut up! Anyway, killing them when they haven't done anything to use is wrong. Also germ warfare is just plain immoral.

Bra: I'm just as smart as you! If you won't help me, I'll do it alone!

(ChiChi's attention is drawn away. Goku is sort of lost in thought)

ChiChi: (whispering) Goku? Goku! (elbowed him in the side)

Goku: Wha? Oh huh?

ChiChi: What are you doing?

Goku: Thinking.

ChiChi: (rolling her eyes) Duh! About what?

Goku: I was wonderin', could I eat those aliens? By their names they would make very good meals.

(Everyone heard this last part. They looked at him and started laughing)

Goku: (defensive) What?! Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing!

Vegeta: (shaking his head) Kakarott, Kakarott. You're the only one who worries constantly where your next meal would come from. We're not like you. Our stomachs are not our first priority. It would do you some good to get a longer attention span and a smaller stomach.

Goku: It isn't my fault I'm always hungry.

(But everyone stopped listening when Vegeta's speech was over. Goku sulkily returned his attention to the matter at hand.)

Bulma: Look, I say we let them stay here on a trial basis similar to baseball. Three strikes and they're out, though there could be some exceptions.

Goku: I want them to stay, they may be interesting.

Vegeta: They have to go NOW!

Bra: Now Papa, you now that if they were more saiyans you would love for them to be here.

Vegeta: Of course. The other saiyans would have respect for me. (gets wistful) And they would call me King!

Trunks: Get a life Vegeta.

Vegeta: See what I mean? No respect!

Bulma: (waving her hand in front of his face) Hello? We have more important problems here!

(Suddenly there was a knock on the door and since Krillin was the closest to it, he answered it.)

Krillin: There's nobody here! Hmm. (he starts to close the door)

Captain: Hey Cue-ball! Down here!

(Krillin looks down and gasps. He quickly slams the door shut.)

Krillin: Code Red! Code Red!

(Everyone nods, hides the plans, and try to act nonchalant. Krillin opens the door again.)

Krillin: (innocently) Did I do that? My bad. Come in, come in!

(The captain snorts and he, Lime, Mango, Lemon and a new one Grape comes in. To make room for themselves on the furniture, they use their mental powers to forcefully remove people and place them on the floor. Luckily Vegeta is not one of these people. After Pan, Bra, Gohan, Videl, and Goten pick themselves up and dust themselves off, the aliens state the reason they came.)

Captain: Look, your "Capsule House" is not big enough. We need at least five-hundred more.

Bulma: WHAT?! Can't you build your own houses? That was only a temporary shelter anyway! I have other things to do and like I tell Vegeta daily...

Trunks: (quietly) This could get ugly.

Bulma: I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE! YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES! IT IS NOT MY DUTY TO CATER TO YOUR EVERY WHIM!

(and she is just getting started. Fortunately there was an interruption.)

ChiChi: (gasping) Goku! What are you doing?!


Yes, what is Goku doing? Well you'll have to wait until the next episode to see! MWHAHAHA!