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Note: Most of these ideas are mine except for the Piccolo and Bra one.

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Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Second Section, Episode 13

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:

-Bill Clinton committed suicide

-Bra scared her parents

-Goku insulted Queen Elizabeth

-The first step of Piccolo's world domination plan is complete

-Bulma read a cookbook!

(Scene opens at the picnic site where a relay race is currently happening. Bra is in the lead because not letting her win is deadly.)

Bra: (jumping up and down) Whoo hoo! I won! (seeing she's the only one excited...) HEY! I said I WON!

All her people: Yay! Bra-sama won! She did it! Yay!

Bra: (stopping) Thank you. Now it's time for the eating contest. 'Tousan, Pan-chan, and Oniichan are excluded from this compettion.

(Bra and about 7 other people walk over to a long table and sat down. Bulma held a stop watch and started the contest.)

Bulma: On your mark, get set, GO!

(Food is being stuffed into people's mouths at an incredible rate, but Bra is winning. This time, they don't have to let her win.)

Bra: (after every crumb on the table is gone) That was sure good! It's now time for the next contest, the sharphooting contest, but I will not be participating.

(Everyone went 'Awww!' but secretly they were happy. Now someone else had a good chance of winning.)

Bra: (walking over to Trunks, Pan and Vegeta at the buffet table) Isn't this fun!

Trunks: If you call fun scaring the crap out of people, then yeah, it's really fun.

Bra: You have to show 'em who's boss. Right Papa?

Vegeta: That's right, my little princess.

Bra: (after gigling a bit) See? You're out-numbered.

Trunks: Naturally he would say that. He's a murderer and he grew up on Vejiita-sei!

Vegeta: That has nothing to do with it, brat.

Trunks: And that's another thing, you call her a princess and me a brat! What is up with that?

Vegeta: (sighing) Fine then, what do you want me to call you?

Trunks: (shocked) Uh, I don't know. That's the last thing I expected you to say. 'Shut up!' was one, 'You're a brat and that's all there is to it!' was another, but never, 'What do you want me to call you.'!

Vegeta: Quit your babling! (He went back to stuffing his face)

Trunks: (going back to eating too) Now that's better.

Bra: (looking at them strangely) That was weird...

(Scene opens at the White House where Piccolo is being inaugurated into office...)

Piccolo: ...and I swear to uphold the law and to do the best I can at being the first alien to be President of the United States of America! (he bows and leaves the room, going to his new Preidential Quarters) These fools are going to have a great president all right, but I will be greater at ruling the whole Earth! (he gets a faraway look) Maybe I can even rule the Galaxy, hmmm...

Henchman #1: You're wonderful boss. Who would have guessed that a fake will stating that Bill wanted you to be president after he commits suicide would go over so well.

Piccolo: You're right. It was a little too easy. I'll have to be on guard. You can leave now. Ready my parade through D.C.

Henchman #1: Yes sir. (he leaves the room)

Piccolo: Soon I will rule all of the world! Mwhahahahaha!

(Scene opens at the Son house in the living room where Goku and Gohan are watching t.v.)

Goku: That Scooby is sooo funny!

Gohan: Uh yeah Otousan, right. You know what? I haven't seen Piccolo-san lately. (he tries to locate his ki) He's really far away. Otousan, can you find him?

Goku: (concentrating) I have. Come on, grab my arm. (Gohan complies. Goku puts his index and middle fingers to his forehead and teleports to Piccolo's current location...)

(Scene opens at the Capsule Corp. kitchen where Bulma is cooking, something...)

Bulma: I'm going to get this right if it kills me!

(Vegeta comes in)

Vegeta: (slowly) Bulma, put down the spoon.

Bulma: NO!

Vegeta: I said PUT DOWN THE SPOON, WOMAN! (he runs over and grabs her wrist, snatching the spoon from her)

Bulma: (starts crying) But I have to cook, Veggie-chan. I need to get it right!

Vegeta: You have a serious problem and need help. I'm taking you to a therapist.

Bulma: I'm not crazy! I'm fine, Vegeta!

Vegeta: (picking Bulma up) We're going. (He flies out of the window and heads to Dr. S's office. {::gulp::})

(Scene opens at President Piccolo's office where he is just sitting, bored.)

Piccolo: Now I know why he and Monica did that. This place SUCKS!

(He got up and walked to the window, but was stopped when he ran right into Goku)

Piccolo: Goku! What are you doing here? (he sees Gohan) Hi Gohan.

Gohan: (walks over and hugs his former sensei) I haven't seen you in a while and was wondering what you were up to.

Goku: Hey! Isn't this the White House?

Piccolo: Uh yeah. How'd you know?

Goku: I'm a-(looks around and lowers his voice) international spy. I worked for Clinton.

Piccolo: You, a SPY?! (Goku's hands cover his mouth)

Goku: Shhh. Not so loud. I have an image to protect, you know.

Piccolo: Sorry.

Gohan: Where is he anyway?

Piccolo: Um. That's a good question.

What will Piccolo tell the two Sons? Will Bulma get the help she needs? What will Trunks decide he wants to be called? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!