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Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Section 2, Episode 17

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:

-The small European countries all allied against Piccolo and his army

-ChiChi wonders why she married Goku

-Goku is rounding up all of the Z-senshi

(Scene opens in Krillin's living room. He and Juuhachi-gou are listening intently.)

Goku: All of those coutries don't stand a chance on their own, but together they're dangerous. That's why I need you two's help. The Free World's ground force can not do it alone.

Krillin: I heard that he has Bra making a ray that can do our attacks! In fact, someone of something was watching me while I was training!

Goku: Same thing here. Hmmm, that's what that was?

Krillin: (shocked) You didn't know?! I thought everyone did!

Juuhachi-gou: No. You were the only one. Well, once we tell Marron, we can go. Come on short-man.

Krillin: Yes dear.

(Goku makes the well-known whip sound.)

Krillin: Look who's talking.

Goku: You have a point there.

(Scene opens at the UWO or United World Order (Piccolo's new name for his group). Bra and Piccolo are just sitting and staring.)

Bra: (whining) Piccolo-sama! This SUCKS! There must be something to do!

Piccolo: Hold on! You know that we can't do ANYTHING until your people get back here.

The man formerly known as Clan Leader from the Southern Capital: What a coincidence because we're done!

Piccolo: (drumming his fingers together, think Mongomery Burns) Excellent. To the ship! (he turned to Bra) Pop a capsule B-chan.

Bra: Right away Piccolo-sama! (she does it and they all climb aboard)

Piccolo: Watch out world because Piccolo is back!

Bra: (muttering) Whatever.

(Scene opens at Dr. S's office. Bulma looks like she is okay and Vegeta is sitting beside her holding her hand.)

Dr. S: Now for the final test, if you are in a room full of uncooked food would you

A) Walk away

B) Cook it all

C) Put it up and don't cook unless you need to.

Bulma: Um. B- (Vegeta's eyes grew wide, {if possible}) No! I will pick C!

(Dr. S. stood and shook her hand.)

Dr. S: Congratulations, you're cured!

(The door opens and Goku runs in)

Goku: Vegeta! Remember when I told you about what Piccolo was planning? Well, it has begun.

Vegeta: (gasping) I'll be right there!

Oh no! Piccolo is about to declare war on the rebellious lands! What will happen next? Stay tuned to the first special edition of the second section, The UWO vs. The Free World!