Disclaimer: I don't own 'em! There! If you still try to sue, you make Goku look intelligent.

Note: I'll do this episode and 28, but The Portal to Beyond will be delayed a couple of days.

Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Episode 27

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:

-Someone summoned Shenlong

-Bulma started on all the things that she needed to fix.

-Trunks is studying to be another Borishnokov {did I spell that right?}

(Scene opens at the Son house. ChiChi, Goku, Trunks, and Bra were sitting at the kitchen table, Vegeta was leaned against the wall, and Bulma was pacing.)

Bulma: (still pacing) Who could it be? It wasn't me--I was playing handyman at Food-sei 2--, it wasn't Vegeta--he was in the basement doing Kami knows what--(Vegeta blushed), it wasn't Goku--he was with Vegeta--(it was Goku's turn to get red), it wasn't Trunks--he was at his ballet lesson--(Vegeta started to chuckle, Trunks silenced him with a dark look), it wasn't Bra or Pan--they were shopping--, it wasn't Videl--she was babysitting; so that leaves ChiChi, Juu-chan, Goten, Gohan, Marron, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Choutzu, Kamesennin... (she sighed) there's just too many people with motives! (she sat down in a chair, began to frown, and jumped up again) We are all going to have to meet at Kamesenin's to hear everyone's explanations. (she sat down again and promtly jumped up again, sighing, and started to pace faster)

Everyone (except Bulma of course): BULMA! (or Kaasan or woman) WILL YOU QUIT THAT?! IT'S MAKING ME NERVOUS!

Bulma: (jumping at the voices): Oh! Gomen nasai. (she sat again and this time her butt stayed in contact with it for more than 10 seconds)

ChiChi: Well Bra, you can scratch my name off. I was at home the whole time.

Bulma: I'm sorry to ask this ChiChi but, (she leaned in close, an intense look on her face) can you prove that? (the rest noticeably sweatdropped. Bulma started to get up again, but Vegeta rushed over, picked her up bodily, sat down and sat her down on his lap, holding her)

Vegeta: This is for your own good.

Bulma: Uh Veggie-chan, I have to go to the bathroom. (he turned slightly pink and promptly let go and Bulma got up, giggling) I didn't know you were that fond of me! (Vegeta got redder and the rest laughed at him)

(Scene opens at M. Roshi's island. Everyone is outside and Bulma is explaining the current situation.)

Bulma: ...and you see, we don't know who did it.

Krillin: Yeah. We saw the sky from here.

Bulma: Me, Videl, Vegeta, Bra, Pan, Goku, ChiChi, and Trunks are all innocent. Now, would you all care to tell me where you were so Bra can cross you off the list?

Yamcha: (speaking up first) I had a date. (he is crossed off the list)

Roshi: You know I was here. My latest shipment of Hentai Weekly, Playboy 2000, and Ecchi Pride came in today...

(Everyone sweatdropped)

Bulma: That was a little more info. than I needed to know. (everyone else nodded in assent, Bra crossed him off, and Roshi rolled his eyes.)

Roshi: You wanted to know.

Bulma: I said WHERE you were, not WHAT you were doing... (she suddenly got a mental image and paled. everyone seeing her & putting 2 and 2 together quickly followed suit {except Goku that is}. She snapped out of it with a shake of her head.) Moving on...

Gohan: I was at work. (this seems to satisfy Bulma and he is crossed off as well.)

Krillin: Um, me and Juu-chan, we--

Juuhachi-gou: (interjecting) We were together. That's all you need to know.

Bulma: (shaking her head and muttering) Not you too!

Marron: I also had a date.

Tien: I was at home with Choutzu. (They were just crossed off. They knew better than to question that further. Ignorance is bliss and in this case it's paradise.)

(Krillin, Juuhachi-gou, & Marron were crossed off and now only one is left)

Bulma: Goten?

Goten: I, uh, I can't tell you.

Bulma: What?!

Goten: I can't tell you! It's personal!

Bulma: Why not? If you don't you'll be considered as a suspect!

Goten: I just can't, okay!

What is Goten hiding? Will they ever fine out who summoned Shenlong? Stay tuned to the next exciting episode of Once Upon a Dragon Ball!