Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Dragon Ball Z in any way, shape, or form.

Note 1: I was also thinking about stopping at Eps. 30 for good. As you see, it is a huge mistake to make a fanfic without a main conflict. Without it, it's just a run on. So, I was going to try to invent one to bring the series to a close. Also, I think PTB is like that too, but I'm not sure. After I finish OUADB though, I'll have one of those "Aniversary Specials" and bring it back for a one-parter.

Once Upon a Dragon Ball: Episode 28

Last time on Once Upon a Dragon Ball:

-Everyone discovered that Goten had a secret

-Veggie-chan was embarressed

-Kamesennin disgusted everyone as did Tien & Choutzu

(Scene opens in the exact same place as before. Everyone is staring at Goten expectantly...)

Bulma: Spill it, NOW!

Goten: (eyes darting around and he's sweating nervously) I can't...

(A lot of people move closer to him and he looks even more nervous. Finally his eyes roll back into his head and he faints.)

Trunks: (blinking in shock) I didn't expect that to happen. In fact, that's last thing I expected to happen. To Videl, yes; to ChiChi, yes; But not Goten!

(Goku walks over and picks him up with ease)

Goku: We're going to have to wait until he wakes up, until then spread out and search. When he does wake up, don't crowd him this time.

(Scene opens 5 minutes later. ChiChi had held some smelling salts by his nose to wake him.)

Goten: Wha?

Bulma: TELL US NOW!

Goten: Okay! Okay! But Kaasan, you've got to promise that you won't get angry.

ChiChi: Why would I?

Goten: Just promise me. Please?

ChiChi: Well alright. I'll try.

Goten: Thank you. This is where I was when the Dragonballs were used. I was...

Bulma: Yes?

Goten: You see...

Bulma: (more impatiently) YES?!

Goten: I kind of...

Bulma: SON GOTEN, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE, I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!

Goten: Um, I uh was in Satan City the whole time.

Bulma: Doing what may I ask?

(Goten hung his head down and spoke quietly because he knew ChiChi was gonna kill him)

Goten: I was at the docks getting the latest shipment.

Gohan: The what?

Goten: For my career. I got people waiting for that stuff you know.

(Gohan remembers how he saw a HUGE wad of zenni in one of Gotens pockets. Since he's a smart boy he put two-and-two together and gets...)

Gohan: (growing serious) Goten, do you peddle illegial narcotics?

Goku: Huh? Can you speak english Gohan?

Gohan: Tousan, Goten is a DRUG DEALER!

ChiChi: WHAT?!

Goten: I'm sorry Kaasan, but I was broke and this job doesn't require a degree or skills other than fighting. (under his breath) And sometimes you need that too.

Bra: I know who you are! You're the one that the underworld calls G-Dogg. I thought you didn't exist because they say you're the best drug dealer in history.

Goten: (getting proud) Why thank you Bra!

Bra: That wasn't a complement.

Bulma: (turning to Bra) And how would you know young lady?

Bra: (rolling her eyes) Mama, I'm the leader of the Satan City Circle remember? That's all you need to know.

Trunks: I can't believe you're a dealer! (he leans close to him and whispers) Can you cut me in? Pan's getting on my case for either being broke all of the time or mooching off Kaasan.

Goten: (whispering back) Sure! Come down to my office under the Juushi street bridge.

Trunks: Under the Juushi street bridge?

Goten: I still don't have enough for a real office.

Trunks: Oh.

ChiChi: How could you disgrace this family like this?! You're worse than your father!

Goku: That's good. (thinking for a bit) HEY!

ChiChi: (hitting him) Stay out of this Goku!

Goku: No I won't. I'm sick of people treating me like I'm stupid. I have an opinion to and since I'm Gotens father, I demand that my opinions be heard.

(Everyone grows silent and stares at him. Crickets can he heard chirping.)

Goku: Well I do! Listen Goten, I'm behind you every step of the way...

ChiChi: GOKU!

Goku: I'M NOT FINISHED SO SHUT UP!! (ChiChi shuts her mouth in shock) Arigatou. (turns back to Goten) But this time you've gone to far. I don't want my son as a "lord of the underworld". You can get a honest job or you can move out. How's that?

Goten: But Tousan!

Goku: NO BUTS!!

Vegeta: Hmm. So Kakarott has decided to get a backbone. I'm impressed.

Goten: Okay okay.

Goku: No that this is over with... (he turns to ChiChi with a hopeful look) Can I have dinner now ChiChi?

(Everyone face vaults)

Juushi = Fourteen