Final Fantasy Love Cruise

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VIII, Squaresoft does, and I don't own the show Love Cruise.

Final Fantasy Love Cruise
A Reality Fanfiction

Part 5:

Commercial:

(Video camera comes on and Irvine is standing in front of it.)

Irvine: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Dincht, it's me Irvine. I'm sorry about the front window last week but now I'm here with your favorite son Zell (he pulls Zell into view of the camera) to talk to you about new Moogle Brand Home Computer System.

Zell: (waving) Hi Ma! Hi Pa!

Irvine: (shooting Zell a look for him to be quiet) If you act now Mr. and Mrs. Dint

Zell: That's Dincht.

Irvine: (continuing) -you can get a complete computer system for only...

Zell: (with a big grin on his face) 7000 gil! (he picks up a large posterboard with a picture of the computer system) You get a keyboard, a mouse, some speakers...

Irvine: (taking it from him and throwing it over his shoulder) Think bigger, Zell. For only 7000 gil you get 128 megabytes of memory, a CD rewriter drive, a 17 inch monitor, and we'll even throw in a free printer and scanner for no additional charge!

Zell: (hesitantly) Maybe that's why they call this the world's favorite PC.

Irvine: (stroking his chin and nodding) Perhaps.

Now, on with the show!

Laguna: (whispering into his mike) We will now get an early morning peek at all of the contestants before they have time to beautify themselves. (he takes out a key and unlocks the door to Zell's room. He and Selphie are snoring away on the bed, still fully clothed. He, Ward, and Kiros tip-toe over to them and Laguna turned to Kiros and asked him a question.

"Is Quistis still with Squall?"

"I think so."

"Light bad," Selphie groaned painfully. "G'way light."

"Selphie, are you okay?" Laguna bent in closer to her and she rolled over and hid her face in Zell's shoulder.

"Does it sound like I'm okay?" she asked. "I need medication. I need to sleep. Damn that Rinoa and her 'sugar cure'."

"Where's Rinoa?"

"In her room."

"With Seifer?"

Kiros gave him a look. "Do you really think so?"

"No."