Who Wants to be a Trillionaire? - Part 4: Vegeta

Disclaimer: If you want to read it, see part 1.

Regis: I'm almost afraid to show up today, but the person who answered How many forms does Frieza have all together with D. was Vegeta. The choices were:

A) 2

B) 3

C) 1

D) 4

(Vegeta comes over and sits down his trademark frown on his face)

Regis: Welcome to Who Wants to be a Trillionaire! How are you today?

Vegeta: I don't want to be here. That woman, Bulma, made me. You're just lucky that I don't kill you.

Regis: Uh yeah. Right. Anyway, for 5,000 zenni, How many times did Captain Ginyu use his change technique?

A) 2

B) 5

C) 3

D) 1

Vegeta: I say A. 2.

Regis: Is that your final answer?

(Vegeta just glares)

Regis: I'm taking that as a "yes". You are wrong. Thanks for playing our game, you didn't win any money. Bye Bye!

(Vegeta slowly stands and starts to gather energy in his palm)

Regis: Wait! You can have one more chance! Just don't kill me!

Vegeta: Thought that would change your mind. Next question.

Regis: You have 5,000 zenni. For 7,000 zenni, What did Majin Buu turn ChiChi into before be killed her?:

A) egg

B) caramel

C) doughnut

D) chicken

Vegeta: I'm going to use a life-line. 50/50.

Regis: Computer, take away the wrong answers, leaving one right and one wrong.

(it was done leaving a and b)

Regis: Which one? A or B?

Vegeta: I'm going to guess. I say B.

Regis: You are-

(Vegeta gives him a look and a small ball of ki appears on the tip of his index finger)

Regis: uh RIGHT!

Vegeta: Damn straight.

Regis: You now have 12,000 zenni. (trying to end this torture) Wouldn't you know? We're running out of time! Last question. For 1 trillion zenni, What was Yamcha's profession when he met Bulma and Goku all those years ago?:

A) fast food worker

B) salesman

C) thief

D) DJ

Vegeta: (to himself) Damn. Now I have to call that weakling. (to Regis)  I want to use a life-line. Phone a, ugh, Friend.

Regis: What friend would you like to call? (look from Vegeta) uh pal, (another look) associate, (look) mortal enemy?

Vegeta: Bingo human. I would like to call the most pitiful fighter on this puny planet, Yamcha.

(the call is connected)

Yamcha: Moshi Moshi?

Vegeta: Look baka, I don't have all day.What was your job when you met my mate and that third class loser?

Yamcha: Why you little- You take my girl then you want me to help you win a trillion zenni?! Are you out of your mind? (click. dial tone)

Vegeta: I'll get you for this, idiot! The answer is C!

Regis: You are- (looks at card) right?

Vegeta: IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT DAMN MONEY NOW, I'M GONNA- what? I was right? I WAS RIGHT!

(he jumps up and hugs Bulma in the audience)

Vegeta: I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!

(in the Son house. ChiChi is in a strait jacket.)

Goku: I can't believe he won! They don't even need the money!

Regis: Come back later for the check. I think I need a stiff drink and a nap. (he gets up and walks back stage)

Vegeta: (stops being happy) You know what? Just for disrespecting me, I'm gonna hurt you.

Regis: WHAT?!

Vegeta: I'm gonna hurt you bad!

(he take off after Regis, who shrieks like a little girl)

Vegeta: Say your prayers human!

(there was bright flashes of light everywhere and very high-pitched screams)

Bulma: Vegeta! STOP! NOW! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, WE WON'T GET OUR MONEY! (she runs after them.

The End.

Hope you liked it. I should finish A Week in the Life of Vegeta today.