Who Wants to be a Trillionaire? - Part 3: Son ChiChi
Disclaimer: If you really want to read it, see part 1.
[note: it's sort of short, but part 4 is better and if some words are group together it's not my fault. It's the spell check.]
1 week from part 2...
Regis: The question was: What was Son Gohan called the second time when he fought crime?
A) Wonderful Saiyaman
B) Great Saiyaman
C) Great Saiya-jin
D) Goldenhaired Warrior
And the person who answered this question the quickest with B was his mother, Son ChiChi!
(ChiChi came forward and sat down. Regis looked at Goku)
Goku: We increased her medication and went over her Anger Management materials. She'll be fine. (he goes into the audience and sits down)
Regis: I hope so. Okay, for 5,000 zenni, How many days did it take Goku to get to planet Namek from Earth?:
A) 6 days
B) 1 week
C) 3 days
D) 4 days
ChiChi: (strangely calm) He took 6, A.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
ChiChi: Yes it is.
Regis: Mrs. Son, you are correct!
(Goku claps loudly)
Regis: For 7,000 zenni, what is one of Gotenks' attacks?
A) Super Doughnut Attack
B) Ultra Missle Cheeseburger
C) Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack
D) Super Gotenks Attack
ChiChi: I would like to use one of my life-lines please. Phone a Friend.
Regis: Sure. Which one?
ChiChi: My son, Son Goten.
(the call is connected and Goten answers)
Goten: Moshi Moshi?
Regis: Is this Son Goten?
Goten: Yes, who are you?
Regis: This is the show, Who Wants to be a Trillionaire, and your mother wants you to help her on this question.
Goten: Okay. Go ahead.
ChiChi: What is one of Gotenks' attacks?
A) Super Doughnut Attack
B) Ultra Missle Cheeseburger
C) Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack
D) Super Gotenks Attack
Goten: That's easy. Since I make up part of Gotenks, the answer is C. Super Ghost Kamikaze attack.
ChiChi: Are you sure?
Goten: 'Kaasan, why wouldn't I be?
ChiChi: Just checking. (time runs out) The answer is C. Super Ghost Kamikaze attack.
Regis: Be glad you chose him, because your are correct! You now have 12,000 zenni.
ChiChi: I'm going to be rich!
Goku: (shouting) Just keep calm and everything will be fine!
Regis: For 1 million zenni, How did Cell become perfect?:
A) He absorbed android 16
B) He absorbed androids 17 and 18
C) He trained harder
D) He absorbed androids 19 and 20
ChiChi: Since Juuhachigou and Juunanigou still exist, I say D. He absorbed androids 19 and 20.
(Goku visibly flinches in the audience)
Goku: Uh, oh. This is not good.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
(Goku tenses even more and all of their friends & family at their respective houses all start to chant at their t.v.'s. "Say no! Say no! Say no!")
ChiChi: Yes it-
(Goku gets up and leaves. He didn't want to be present when Regis told her she was wrong)
ChiChi: is.
Regis: Well Mrs. Son, you are -
(ChiChi starts to smile brightly)
Regis: wrong. Sorry. You now have 0 zenni.
(ChiChi jumps up and leaps at Regis. Before he can get out of the way, her hands are around his throat)
ChiChi: WHAT?! HOW CAN I LOSE? GIVE ME MY MONEY! GIVE ME MY MONEY! NOW! (on each word, she shakes him violently)
(two security guards come onto the set. The bald one looks suspiciously like the one from the Jerry Springer show. They pick ChiChi up bodily and haul her off with her shouting obscenities)
Regis: If I get one more looney on this show, I QUIT!
Next on Who Wants to be a Trillionaire, Vegeta!