Who Wants to Be a Trillionaire? - Part 1: Son Goku
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or the characters or the show Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Note: This is a four part story featuring four people: Goku, ChiChi, Bulma & Vegeta. Takes place after Trunks is president of C.C.
ChiChi: Now do your best, Goku. I'll be cheering for you in the audience!
Goku: I'll try.
Regis: The question was: Who saved the Earth all of these times?
A) Mr. Satan
B) Son Goku
C) Vegeta
D) Yajirobe
And the person who answered it the quickest was Son Goku with the answer, B!
(Goku got up and walked to Regis in the center of the stage)
Regis: You know the rules and you have three life-lines remaining: Phone a Friend, 50/50, and Ask the Audience. Mr. Son here is from outside Satan City and has two sons, Gohan and Goten, and a lovely wife ChiChi, who we see in the audience now. (ChiChi waves when the cameras are on her)
Goku: Right.
Regis: For 2,000 zenni:
What do you use senzu beans for?
A) For protein
B) To restore your health and heal any wounds
C) To make an excellent pot of coffee
D) To add to your burrito
Goku: Uh, I would have to say... D Regis.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
(he gets a telepathic message from King Kai)
King Kai: Goku you moron, it's B!
Goku: B is my final answer.
Regis: That is...correct!
(the audience claps and ChiChi sighes in relief)
Regis: For 5,000 zenni:
Who is the current president of the Capsule Corporation?
A) Vegeta
B) Trunks
C) Mr. Briefs
D) Bulma Briefs
Goku: I would like to phone a friend.
Regis: ::sweatdropping:: Okay.... Which one?
Goku: My best friend, Krillin!
Regis: Krillin, you're on.
Krillin: Hello?
Regis: This is the show Who Wants to be a Trillionaire and your friend Goku used you for the phone a friend life-line.
Krillin: Wow! My voice is on t.v.!
Regis: Uh, yes. Goku, please read the question.
Goku: (blushing) I can't.
Regis: Why not?
Goku: I never went to school. I can't read.
Regis: (facevaulting) Fine. I'll do it. Who is the current president of the Capsule Corporation?
A) Vegeta
B) Trunks
C) Mr. Briefs
D) Bulma Briefs
Krillin: It's B. I'm positive. But Goku, you of all people should know this!
Goku: Okay. Thanks Krillin! (time runs out) I pick B.
Regis: Is that your-
Goku: YES!
Regis: Geez! I'm sorry. You are...correct.
ChiChi: Yea Goku!
Regis: For 6,500 zenni:
Who killed you latter time?
A) Raditz
B) Frieza
C) Cell
D) Majin Buu
Goku: Latter? What does latter mean?
Regis: If I tell you that, you would get it right and the people here at ABC love keeping our money.
Goku: Fine. I'll use a life-line and 50/50.
Regis: Computer, take away the other answers and leave Mr. Son with one right and one wrong. (it's done)
Regis: (Remembering that Goku is iliterate) The answers that are left are A and C.
Goku: Oh Kami! I have no idea now! (tries to get telepathic help) <King Kai? Help, please!>
King Kai: I've changed my mind about helping. It'll be more amusing when you lose!
Goku: <You ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's mean!>
King Kai: And?
(Goku sigh and tries to guess)
Goku: Uh A, no C, no A! (he sees ChiChi in the audience and she holding up three fingers) Three? Wait, I at least learned my ABC's and C is the third letter of the Alphabet. (he turns to Regis) C!
Regis: Is that your-
Goku: YEAH!
Regis: You're right!
Goku: Whoo hoo!
Regis: Since our time is running short, this is the trillion zenni question:
What is your real fathers first name?
A. Tapion
B. Brolli
C. Turles
D. Bardock
Goku: What?! Oh s**t!
Regis: I need an answer.
Goku: I'm gonna have to use my third life-line, Ask the Audience.
King Kai: (speaking to the everyone except Regis, Goku, and ChiChi) It's B, B! Push B!
(The audience thinking its their subconcious and that it's right, pushes B on the little thingy)
King Kai: This should be good...
Goku: <King Kai! I'm not that stupid!>
King Kai: What? You heard?
Goku: (ignoring him) It's D (seeing Regis about to ask him THAT question) and that's my final answer.
Regis: You are correct! Son Goku wins a trillion zenni!
(ChiChi runs up on stage and hugs him, jumping up and down)
ChiChi: You did it! We're rich! Hooray!
Regis: (interrupting the celebration) I just got word for my producers that on the Who Killed Goku the Latter Time question that Mrs. ChiChi Son had cheated. (he plays the footage of the finger thing on national t.v. and the audience also sees it on the monitors)
Bulma: (watching the screen in her house) Oh ChiChi!
Gohan: (also watching tv) I can't believe mom did that!
(back into the studio)
(Goku and ChiChi freeze in mid-hop.)
ChiChi: Can't you let it slide just this once?
Regis: I'm sorry, it just wouldn't be fair.
(ChiChi turned into Mega-Bitch)
ChiChi: OH YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS! I'M GOING TO GET YOU, I'M GOING TO GET YOU! (Goku had to drag her out of the studio. Regis comes from behind a chair. He would swear later that he could see fangs.)
Regis: That's the show today! Uh, bye!
Next time it's Bulma's turn on Who Wants to be a Trillionaire!