That Girl is Mine!
Disclaimer: The usual. I don't own DBZ, blah blah blah. I don't own the characters, blah blah blah and oh! I don't own The Boy is Mine. That's Brandy and Monica's song.
I'm using the boy is mine but I'm changing it to the GIRL is
mine. Also, occasional word changes. (besides the boy to girl I
mean)
[ ] = author comments
(Vegeta and Yamcha meet in a field near where they first fought)
Vegeta: Hey weakling! I need to talk to you!
Yamcha: Okay... What do you want?
Vegeta: You know Bulma?
Yamcha: Oh yeah definetly! She is sooo hot!
Vegeta: (rolls eyes) I just wanted to inform you that
she's mine and you can't have her!
Yamcha: Whatever. She's mine!
Both:
You need to give her up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see the girl is mine!
Vegeta: (who walks closer to Yamcha and stands on tip-
toes so he's in his face)
I think it's time we got this straight.
Let's sit and talk face to face.
There's no way you could mistake her
for your your girl, are you insane?
Yamcha: (who pushes Vegeta back & kneels down)
You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause your blind if you can't see
that her love is all in me!
Vegeta: (who gets a little mad and turns his back to
Yamcha)
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what she told me
She said without me she couldn't make it!
Through the day, ain't that a shame.
Yamcha: (who walks up to Vegeta, turns him around to face
him and is lucky his nose didn't get broken)
And maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how she could
Wanna change something that's so good
Because my love was all it took!
Both: (flying to the Capsule Corp. and singing on the way
there)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
Yamcha:
Why must you do the things you do?
You keep on acting like a fool! (he had to move as Vegeta tries
to beat him for that insult all the while muttering "Don't call
me a fool! I'm not Kakarott!")
You need to know it's me, not you!
But if you didn't know it, then it's true!
Vegeta: (after calming down a bit)
I think that you should realize
I'm trying to understand why.
She is a part of my life!
(sarcastically)I know it's killing you inside.
Yamcha:
You can say what you wanna say,
What we have, you can't take.
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake!
Vegeta:
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future!
Get away, it's my time to shine ("Cuz I'm the Prince")
If you didn't know the girl is mine!
Both: (as they land in front of the Capsule Corp.)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
Yamcha:
You can't destroy this love I've found,
Your silly games, I won't allow
The girl is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
Vegeta:
What makes you think that she wants you?
When I'm the one that brought her to
This special place in my heart [that's harder to get into than
Fort Knox...]
'Cause she was my love right from the start
Both: (while opening her front door)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
(They get into a shoving match trying to push each other out of
the way so that the other can enter)
Vegeta: Not yours, but mine!
Yamcha: Not yours, but mine!
Vegeta: Not yours, but mine!
Yamcha: Not yours, but mine!
(They both stop singing and their mouths drop open as the object of
their affection walks by with....KRILLIN!)
Bulma: Bye guys!
(Both Yamcha and Vegeta sit down heavily on her doorstep)
Yamcha: (pouting) Well, how do ya like that?!
Vegeta: I don't! (stands up and flies off) Come back here
Baldy! Prepare to die!
Yamcha: (flying off after Vegeta) Hey leave some for me!
THE END
I'm using the boy is mine but I'm changing it to the GIRL is
mine. Also, occasional word changes. (besides the boy to girl I
mean)
[ ] = author comments
(Vegeta and Yamcha meet in a field near where they first fought)
Vegeta: Hey weakling! I need to talk to you!
Yamcha: Okay... What do you want?
Vegeta: You know Bulma?
Yamcha: Oh yeah definetly! She is sooo hot!
Vegeta: (rolls eyes) I just wanted to inform you that
she's mine and you can't have her!
Yamcha: Whatever. She's mine!
Both:
You need to give her up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see the girl is mine!
Vegeta: (who walks closer to Yamcha and stands on tip-
toes so he's in his face)
I think it's time we got this straight.
Let's sit and talk face to face.
There's no way you could mistake her
for your your girl, are you insane?
Yamcha: (who pushes Vegeta back & kneels down)
You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
Cause your blind if you can't see
that her love is all in me!
Vegeta: (who gets a little mad and turns his back to
Yamcha)
See I tried to hesitate
I didn't want to say what she told me
She said without me she couldn't make it!
Through the day, ain't that a shame.
Yamcha: (who walks up to Vegeta, turns him around to face
him and is lucky his nose didn't get broken)
And maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how she could
Wanna change something that's so good
Because my love was all it took!
Both: (flying to the Capsule Corp. and singing on the way
there)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
Yamcha:
Why must you do the things you do?
You keep on acting like a fool! (he had to move as Vegeta tries
to beat him for that insult all the while muttering "Don't call
me a fool! I'm not Kakarott!")
You need to know it's me, not you!
But if you didn't know it, then it's true!
Vegeta: (after calming down a bit)
I think that you should realize
I'm trying to understand why.
She is a part of my life!
(sarcastically)I know it's killing you inside.
Yamcha:
You can say what you wanna say,
What we have, you can't take.
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake!
Vegeta:
When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future!
Get away, it's my time to shine ("Cuz I'm the Prince")
If you didn't know the girl is mine!
Both: (as they land in front of the Capsule Corp.)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
Yamcha:
You can't destroy this love I've found,
Your silly games, I won't allow
The girl is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
Vegeta:
What makes you think that she wants you?
When I'm the one that brought her to
This special place in my heart [that's harder to get into than
Fort Knox...]
'Cause she was my love right from the start
Both: (while opening her front door)
You need to give it up!
Had about enough!
It's not hard to see,
The girl is mine!
I'm sorry that you,
Seem to be confused.
She belongs to me,
That girl is mine!
(They get into a shoving match trying to push each other out of
the way so that the other can enter)
Vegeta: Not yours, but mine!
Yamcha: Not yours, but mine!
Vegeta: Not yours, but mine!
Yamcha: Not yours, but mine!
(They both stop singing and their mouths drop open as the object of
their affection walks by with....KRILLIN!)
Bulma: Bye guys!
(Both Yamcha and Vegeta sit down heavily on her doorstep)
Yamcha: (pouting) Well, how do ya like that?!
Vegeta: I don't! (stands up and flies off) Come back here
Baldy! Prepare to die!
Yamcha: (flying off after Vegeta) Hey leave some for me!
Note: This was one of those
spur-of-the-moment, I'm bored so I'm gonna write something things.