Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.

Note: Gomen nasai for taking so long. I wanted to finish book 2 of my Final Fantasy fanfic that I started three weeks ago (before I finished Assassins and OUADB).

The Ginyu Force: Together Again
(Part 1: Ressurrection)

"Vegeta! I need to speak with you!" Ginyu bellowed outside the Capsule Corp. at 6 o'clock in the morning.

Trunks opened his window and looked outside. "Why are you yelling like that? Tousan won't be too happy if you wake him up..." There was a loud crash and a sound that resembled stampeding. Vegeta jerked open the door and stomped outside, right up to Ginyu's face.

"What do you want?" he forced out between clinched teeth.

"Told ya so!"

"Trunks! Go to sleep or something!"

Trunks looked on with longing and shut his window.

"I have a request."

"Why should I even care?"

Ginyu sighed. "Just listen to me, okay? I want my force back. It just isn't the same without the guys."

"How do you expect to get them back? It's been over a year. And even if they could be wished back, what makes you think that I would help you?"

"Forget it. I thought you had a heart in that short body of yours but I guess I was wrong." he rose into the air. "But I know just the person!" He flew off in the direction of Goku's house.

***

6:45 am.

Goku woke to the sound of someone pounding on the door. He sat up carefully, because he had hit his head on the the headboard too many times to count. He stood, tried not to wake ChiChi and went to the front door and found that Goten had gotten their first.

"Hi Big Purple Guy! How's it goin'?"

"The name's Ginyu and where's your father?"

'Here. Goten, go back to bed."

"Hai Tousan! Ja ne Purple Guy!"

Goku put on one of his trademark grins. "So, what brings you here?"

Ginyu came in without asking first and sat at the kitchen table. Goku shrugged, closed the door, and joined him. "Goku, I have a problem and I think that you can help me."

"Sure. I'll try. What is it?"

"I want you to bring back Jeice, Burter, Guldo, and Recoome."

Goku frowned. "Don't know if I can."

"You're Goku! People say you can do anything!"

"Goku's frown became deeper and then he suddenly smiled. "I think I can! King Enma owes me a favor anyway!"

"Why? What did you do for him?"

"It's what I do now," Goku corrected him. "I keep Vegeta from showing up there. That's all."

Ginyu sweatdropped.

Goku stood. "This'll only take a moment." He put the customary two fingers to his forehead and teleported. A few seconds later he returned. "It's all taken care of. They should be here in a --"

Four figures appeared.

"--second." Goku blinked. "Enma works fast."

Ginyu jumped to his feet. "Guys! You're here! How?"

Goku answered his question. "They got off on--"

"We got out because they couldn't handle us!" Jeice said.

"No... Enma said it was for good behavior." Goku said confusedly. "I don't think he would let you out for that. There are definitely people there worser that you."

"Thanks a lot Goku," Jeice said sarcastically.

Naturally Goku mistook it for sincerity. "No problem! Now, I hate to be rude, but can you leave so I can go back to sleep?"

***

The birds were chirping annoyingly when Vegeta woke again later that day (about 45 minutes later). He was extremely tempted to make KFB (Kentucky Fried Birdie) out of them, but he knew the consequences and was reluctant to leave his libido unsatisfied for a week straight. Then something else caught his attention...

"Alright! That's a little better! Keep it up every body!"

"What the hell...?" Vegeta stood carefully, unwilling to hear Bulma's mouth if he woke her up, and went onto the balcony. "Oh my Kami..."

Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, and Guldo stood in the yard doing poses. But that wasn't all, they had half the people in the area doing them with them!

Vegeta gaped in shock at the spectacle and he jaw dropped even lower when he saw Trunks down there, front row center. He practically ran down the stairs and skidded to a stop in the backyard.

"Hey! What in flaming hell is going on here?!" he shouted.

The group stopped, stared, and began to laugh loudly. A puzzled look crossed his face and then he looked down.

"The topic here is not my teddy bear pajama bottoms! Why are all you weak humans doing on my property?!"

"Tousan," Trunks began, "the title deed is in Kaasans name."

"That's not the point!" Vegeta sputtered. "Explain!"

"It started when the guys and I came back here. I thought we were a little rusty so we started to practice. It's not my fault these people came over here and joined us! But I think it's a great idea, so we're going to create our own exercise club." He paused. "I think it will be called Tae Bo, Ginyu Style."

His team cheered.

"So that's what it will be called!"

Vegeta grew annoyed. "I don't care if it's called, the workout for losers! Get off my property NOW!"

"VEGETA!" He winced. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!"

"Bu-Bu-Bulma!"

"Leave Captain Ginyu alone! He's finally happy because he got his friends back and he's got a great idea for a career and you go and try to mess it up!"

"But..."

"No buts! Leave it be!"

Vegeta grumbled and glared at Ginyu one last time before going back into the house.