Disclaimer: I don't own the songs and I don't own DBZ. 'Nuff said.

Note: I needed to post, so here's some humor! (I think...) and the words will most definitely be modified. As always, { } = author comments.


DBZ, the Musical!

Saiyans in Black (Men in Black, Will Smith)
(as sung by Vegeta and Goku)

Bulma & ChiChi:
Here come the Saiyans in Black
(Vegeta: The S.I.B.'s, here come the S.I.B's)
Here come the Saiyans in Black (Saiyans in black...)
They won't let you remember

Vegeta:
The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me -- S.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there
is now gone, black suit with the black Ray Ban's on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at
Uh and...

Bulma & ChiChi:
Here come the Saiyans in Black (Saiyans in Blaaaaack)
Galaxy defenders
Here come the Saiyans in Black (Saiyans in Blaaaaack)
They won't let you remember

Goku:
Uh uh, uh uh, now
From the deepest of the darkest of night
On the horizon, bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom, on the impending doom
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no S.I.B.'s, can I please


Vegeta:
Do what we say that's the way we kick it
Ya know what I mean? I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearless
S.I.B.'s, freezin up all the flack
(Trunks: What's that stand for?)
Saiyans In Black

Bulma & ChiChi:
The Saiyans in Black...
The Saiyans in Black

Goku:
Let me see ya just bounce it with me, just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me c'mon
Let me see ya just slide with me, just slide with me
Just slide with me c'mon
Let me see ya take a walk with me, just walk it with me
Take a walk with me c'mon
And make your neck work
Now freeze...

Bulma & ChiChi:
Here come the Saiyans in Black (Saiyans in Blaaaaack)
The galaxy defenders
(Goku: Right on, right on)
Here come the Saiyans in Black (Saiyans in Blaaaaack)
They won't let you remember (ohhhh nooooo)

Vegeta:
Alright check it, let me tell you this in closin
I know we might seem imposin
Goku:
But trust me if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
Vegeta:
And we be places that you need not be
Both:
So go witcha life, forget that Roswell crap
Show love to the black suit, cause that's the Saiyans in
That's the Saiyans in...

Bulma & ChiChi:
Here come the Saiyans in Black (here they comeeeee)
The galaxy defenders (ga-la-xy de-fenders)
Here come the Saiyans in Black (ohhhh here they come)
They won't let you remember (won't, let you, rememberrrr)
Here come the Saiyans in Black (ohhhh here they come)
Galaxy defenders (ohh ohh, ohh ohh, ohh ohh)
Here come the Saiyans in Black
They won't let you remember


Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number (by Aaliyah)
(Also known as Pan's song to Trunks)

Pan (whole song):
Age ain't nothing but a number
Throwing down ain't nothing but a thang
This something I have for you
It'll never change (It'll never change)

Here I am and there you are
Your eyes are calling me to your heart
All you gotta do is knock
I'll let you in
And we will feel the passion
That flows within
I don't mean to be bold
But I gotta let you know
I gotta thang for you
And I can't let go

Age ain't nothing but a number
Throwing down ain't nothing but a thang
This something I have for you
It'll never change (It'll never change)

Take my hand and come with me
Let me show you to ectasy
Boy be brave don't be afraid
Cause tonite we're gonna go all the way
Don't mean to be bold, gotta let you know
I gotta thang for you and I can't let go


Just the Two of Us (by Will Smith)
(staring Bulma & Chibi Trunks)

(Trunks: Now Kaasan this is a very sensitive subject)

Bulma & Trunks:
Just the two of us, (Trunks: Just the two of us)
Just the two of us, (Trunks: Just the two of us)

From the first time the doctor placed you in my arms
I knew I'd meet death before I'd let you meet harm
Although questions arose in my mind, would I be good enough?
Against wrong, choose right and be standin up
From the hospital that first night
Took a hour just ta get the carseat in right
People drivin all fast, got me kinda upset
Got you home safe, placed you in your basonette
That night I don't think one wink I slept
As I slipped out my bed, to your crib I crept
Touched your head gently, felt my heart melt
Cause I know I loved you more than life itself
Then to my knees, and I begged Kami please
Let me be a good Kaasan, all he needs
Love, knowledge, discipline too
I pledge my life to you

Bulma & Trunks:
Just the two of us, we can make it if we try
Just the two of us (Bulma: Just me and you, just me and you), (Trunks: Just the two of us)
Just the two of us, building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I

Bulma:
Five years old, bringin comedy
Everytime I look at you I think man, a little Veggie
Just like Veggie
Wait an see you're not really gonna be that tall
Makes me laugh cause you got your Papa's height an all
Sometimes I wonder, what you gonna be?
A General, a Doctor, maybe like me?
Haha, I wanna kiss you all the time
But I will ground you when you cut outta line, trudat
Uh-uh-uh why you do dat?
I try to be a tough mom, but you be makin me laugh {doesn't rhyme, I know}
Crazy joy, when I see the eyes of my baby boy
I pledge to you, I will always do
Everything I can
Show you how to be a man {had to keep that, ugh}
Dignity, integrity, honor an
An I don't mind if you lose, long as you came with it
An you can cry, ain't no shame it it
Things didn't work out with me an your dad
But yo, push come to shove
You were conceived in love
So if the world attacks, and you slide off track
Remember one fact, I got your back

Bulma & Trunks:
Just the two of us, we can make it if we try
Just the two of us (Bulma: Just me and you, just me and you), (Trunks: Just the two of us, Bulma: Against the world)
Just the two of us, building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I

Bulma:
It's a full-time job without a good dad
You got so much more stuff than I had
We gotta study just to keep with the changin times
101 Dalmations on your CD-ROM
See Vegeta-he's
Tryin to pretend he knows
On the PC where that CD go
But yo, ain't nuthin promised, one day I'll be gone
Feel the strife, but trust life does go wrong
But just in case
It's my place
To impart
One day some girl's gonna break your heart
And ooh ain't no pain like from the opposite sex
Gonna hurt bad, but don't take it out on the next, son
Throughout life people will make you mad
Disrespect you and treat you bad
Let Kami deal with the things they do
Cause hate in your heart will consume you too
Always tell the truth, say your prayers
Hold doors, pull out chairs, easy on the swears
You're living proof that dreams do come true
I love you and I'm here for you

Bulma:
Just the two of us, we can make it if we try
Just the two of us (Bulma: Just me and you, just me and you), (Trunks: Just the two of us)
(Bulma: Takin' the world) Just the two of us, building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I (Bulma: Can't nothin' hold us down)
Just-the-two-of-us (Bulma: Hold my hand, hold my hand), (Trunks: Just the two of us)
Just the two of us, building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I
(Bulma: Takin' on the world, takin' on the world)
Just the two of us
(Trunks: Just me and you, just me and you)
(Bulma: I'm always here for you, look over you shoulder I'll be there. Whatever you need, just call on me. You're going to rise, we're going to shine.

Both:
Just the two of us (Just the two of us)
Just the two of us (Just the two of us)


Can't Wait to Be King (The Lion King)
(this is Chibi Vegeta's song)

Chibi Vegeta:
I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!

Nappa:
Well, I've never seen a king or beast
With quite so much hair

Vegeta:
I'm gonna be the main event
Like no king before me
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ki

Nappa:
Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

Vegeta:
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Vegeta:
No one saying do this
No one saying be there
No one saying stop that
No one saying see here

Vegeta:
Free to run around all day
Free to do it all my way!

Nappa:
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart

Vegeta:
Kings don't need advice
From big baldheads for a start

Nappa:
If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, off of Vegeta-sei
I wouldn't hang about
This child is getting wildly out of wing

Vegeta:
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Vegeta:
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!

King Vegeta:
Not yet!

All of the royal guard:
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the cities and in the royal wing
It's gonna be King Vegeta's finest fling

Vegeta:
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!


I have lots more, but I've decided to save it for DBZ, the Musical 2!

Notes on songs:
Just the Two of Us was the hardest to change so therefore some of it doesn't rhyme or work well for Bulma. All I can say is oops.
Can't Wait to Be King was the easiest. I didn't really have to change much.
Age Ain't Nothing but a Number was pretty easy as well.
Men in Black was the funnest.

I'll try to post something by next week and I'm almost through with The Portal to Beyond X. I've decided that I'll post it one at a time instead of a mass one. If I do it the other way, I'll never get around to doing it.