Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Note: Gomen nasai minna-san! Took way too long to get out another part to this. But I finished OUADB, got out another part to PTB, and finished WSK. And Jade Tatsu, vaporization doesn't count and besides, it would be no fun that way.
Note #2: I have a question. Does Marron have ki being Juuhachi-gou's daughter and all? And can Yajirobe sense ki?
Warning: Some curse words. More than I usually use in a fic and mostly coming out of Veggie-chan's mouth and a lot of bad things happen to Yamcha. And mass Vegeta OOCness near the end.
Oh and I've decided to try to end this story with this part.
Assassins: Day Three
Chapter 6: Frustrations and Failure
Part 1: Yamcha's Plan
Yamcha arrived at the Capsule Corp. and found that they were all inside the house, eating breakfast.
"Good Puar. They're all inside. We need a plan."
"Don't worry Yamcha. We can wait here until you come up with one and maybe you can get her before she notices." And maybe that will also give me time to get up enough courage to get you!
"Good idea." Yamcha hid behind a very large bush on the side of the house. "Now go ring the doorbell and ask for Bra, I want you to distract her and maybe get her to put down her water gun or something."
"I'll try."
Puar floated to the door and rang the bell. Trunks answered and they talked a bit before he went and got his sister.
"Hello Puar! Why are you here?"
"Um, I just wanted to know how you were doing."
"I'm fine, but couldn't you have just called or something?"
Puar laughed nervously. "That's a good idea! I'll remember it next time." I should have come up with a better excuse.
During this exchange Yamcha had moved into position and was currently involved with pumping his gun. He had barely raised it when Bra turned and yelled into the house.
"Tousan! Yamcha's out here trying to get Kaasan to go out on a date with him!" She turned and looked dead at Yamcha, and smirked evilly. "You are very bad at this game."
Oh Kami! "Puar, I think it would be in our best interest to run!" Yamcha stood and proceeded to take off.
"I'm not the one who's going to be in the hospital tomorrow!" But she sighed and followed him anyway. "Nice talking to you, bye!"
Vegeta came to the door, just in time to see Yamcha get hit by a car. "Damn. Now I can't be the first to hurt him!"
Bra started to laugh and they both went back inside the house.
"Yamcha! Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. But can you tell all of those little birdies to stop circling my head?" he groaned and blacked out.
Part 2: The Prince and the Target
After the usual daily sparring match and Vegeta was sitting on the ground trying to catch his breath, he thought of his target.
He doesn't have his gun with him, we're not near his house or a designated safety zone, I can get him and no one or nothing can stop me! He was tempted to emit an evil villain laugh, but that would have just been suspicious.
"Kakarott," he began.
"Nani Vegeta?"
"How are things going with you?"
Now if that were anyone else on Chikyuu, they would have been instantly suspicious, but this was Son Goku and he was only happy Vegeta finally had accepted him as a friend and someone he cared about.
"Everything is fine but lately ChiChi has been wanting more children and I don't think that's a good thing..."
As Goku went on and on about what had happened the past week and a half, Vegeta had his full attention on the gun and since he and Goku were kind of sitting on a cliff, the water gun was behind Goku, and he was so engrossed in his story, it would be a piece of cake. Suddenly Goku stops talking and looks directly at Vegeta.
"I've got to go! ChiChi said she'll stop cooking if I didn't go home directly have sparring with you. Ja ne!" he put two fingers to his forehead and teleported without a second thought like ChiChi would actually know when he stopped.
"K'so! So close and that whipped third class baka ran home to that bitch of his! She can cause trouble without even being around!" he picked up his gun and started for the Son house. "But I will still get him and even that psycho won't stop me."
Part 3: The Three Perverts Try Again
Mutenroshi, Oolong, and Yajirobe were in front of the Son house, the Son Gohan house that is. Goten was already there trying to get Pan went she came out to go over to Bra's house. Marron was coming up the sidewalk because she was going to ask Pan to go shopping with her because no one else would and she hated to go alone. She spotted Roshi and Co. squatting in the bushes.
Yajirobe looks so vulnerable. Even though I know I can't win, that doesn't mean I can't stop him from succeeding! Marron snuck up behind the group and squirted him just as he turned around.
"Ah!" he jumped as the cold stream of water hit him. "Marron! I can't believe you snuck up behind me and I didn't notice!"
"Gotcha! I don't have ki, remember? Anyway, you're out so you can't win."
"But I can still get your Kaasan out so that she can't win. I--" Marron has walked away and up to Pan's front door. Goten wasn't paying attention after Pan had answered it because he pulled the trigger and hit Marron.
"NOT AGAIN! AH!" Goten threw down his gun in disgust. "I hate this stupid game!"
"Aw, that's too bad Goten-ojisan. Maybe you'll get me some day!" She and Marron walked away. "NOT!"
Goten groaned and knocked on his niichan's door. "Gohan! You gotta help me! I'm going crazy!"
"Nani Goten? What's going on?"
"Your daughter!" he told him all about his times trying to get her out. "And every single time I miss!"
"I'll tell you something," he leaned in closer to Goten, "she gets the ability to drive you insane from her mother."
"I heard that!" Videl called from inside. Gohan winced.
"I'm going to the Capsule Corp. later. That seems to be where all the action is and where everyone eventually shows up."
"I'll go too. Hey! I wonder if I could get Bulma to have a party of something and invite everyone. That would help everyone out and since she already got Marron, she would have nothing to worry about. I'll check on it."
"Arigatou Gohan! I'm going to practice my aim on Kaasan's potted plants." Gohan gave him a worried look and he added, "Just kidding!"
***
Roshi and crew waited and waited until finally Videl came outside to take care of her garden.
"Look, you could get her right now Roshi. No one can stop you or anything." Oolong told him.
"And she can't sense ki at all! Perfect..." Roshi got his gun and approached her. She looked up.
"Oh hello Mutenroshi." She smiled at him and then noticed the gun. "Are you my assassin?"
Master Roshi didn't answer. He was too busy looking at her chest. For some reason that day, Videl decided to wear a pretty low-cut shirt and her being bent down was not helping things. Master Roshi's nose began to bleed and he passed out.
Videl looked at the display, shocked and then she smiled. "I must wear this shirt more often!"
Part 3a: Vegeta Tries Again
Vegeta waited until Goku and went inside the house and went to the kitchen window than someone had conveniently left open. He looked in and saw Goten kissing ChiChi. Hmm. Didn't know he had it in him. He got an idea how to lure him out and tried it out. "FREE FOOD! COME AND GET IT!" Goku jerked his head up and made a break for the door.
"When is he going to stop falling for that?" ChiChi sighed and asked herself out loud.
"Whoo hoo! Free food! Free food!" Goku ran into the middle of his yard and stopped. "Doko za furi-meshi?"
Vegeta jumped and pulled the trigger on the gun. Goku moved the tiniest bit and it went past him. Vegeta then started to fire in rapid succession, Goku dodging each on effortlessly. Finally Vegeta got frustrated, punched him in the stomach, and then squirted him directly in the face.
"Ow Vegeta!" Goku recovered and stood up and began to pout. "That hurt and you cheated!"
"Not so Kakarott. The rules don't state that I couldn't hit you before I got you out. I also doubt that it really hurt you."
"Oh yeah! Congratulations!" Goku grabbed him in a big hug.
"Kakarott! Are you trying to make me regret this or something?!"
***
Point of interest: Doko za furi-meshi = Where's the free food?
Chapter 7: Party at the Capsule Corp
Prologue:
"That's a great idea Gohan! Couldn't have come up with better myself!" You call all of your family and hunt down Piccolo while I call Krillin and Yamcha. Ja ne." She hung up the phone and started to look for paper to write down everything she needed at the store.
"What's going on Mama?" She, Pan, and Marron had came back from the mall five minutes ago.
"We're having an outdoor party to get more people out of the game."
"That's mean Kaasan!"
"Hey! I already got Marron out and besides it was Gohan's idea."
"Gohan? Nerdy Gohan? Pan's tousan Gohan?"
Bulma laughed. "You can imagine I was as surprised as you were. Anyway, I have to run to the store. Do you want to come?"
"Sure!"
Part 1: Who's next?
"Kaasan, it's the perfect way to see who wins." Gohan paused. "You're coming? Oh good!" Gohan paused again. "Tousan's out by Vegeta?! And now he has to go tell Karin..." Gohan paused one last time. "Alright. See you there." He hung up the phone and shouted into the living room. "Videl! Don't cook today, we're going to a dinner party!"
"I wasn't going to cook anyway, today's your night remember?"
"Oh right. Well, I'm going to find Piccolo-san since he was invited too."
"Okay. I'm going to the Capsule Corp. to help Bulma. Bye!" She kissed him on the cheek and left, Gohan not too far behind.
***
Gohan flew out to the plains where Piccolo usually could be found, meditating. He was greeted by something cold and wet. "Piccolo-san! What was that?"
He turned around and saw his former sensei with a water gun. "This doesn't mean than I'm out, does it?"
"Sure does kid," Piccolo shrugged. "I'm hoping I might win. Not that I care of course." He added quickly at the look on Gohan's face.
"Sure you don't," Gohan said, not believing.
"No really."
"Sure. I just came by to tell you that you were invited to Bulma's dinner party tonight and now I have to go to Karin before I'm able to go home! Thanks a lot Piccolo-san!" Gohan's tone was annoyed but he was smiling.
"Okay kid. I guess I'll see you there." He took the familiar crossed-legged position in the air.
"Bye!" Gohan took off toward Karin Tower.
***
"Chicken!"
"Check!"
"Rice!"
"Check!"
"Ramen!"
"Uh? Ramen Kaasan?"
Bulma nodded. "Yep. Your father kind of loves the stuff."
Bra giggled. "Okay! Check!" She got some from the shelf.
Yamcha was pushing a cart and Puar was sitting in the top part when he heard them down the aisle. "I must be lucky today! Yeah!" He moved around slowly since he had a cast on his right leg, and got into position. Bra looked up to see the gun pointed at her. Bulma had gone around a corner. She grinned and began to yell.
"HELP! This man is going to rape me! HELP!" Bulma heard her and came back into the aisle.
"Bra! What's going on?" Bra gestured to a very shocked Yamcha and began to laugh, hard.
"Let's go Kaasan!"
Some store employees came over and started to talk to him. Puar was hiding her face and blushing with embarrassment. Yamcha growled and shot some water at her.
"You little brat! I'm tired of you and your loud voice getting me into trouble!" He began hoping in her general direction and yelled as he tripped and landed on his face. Bra and Bulma turned and walked away as if nothing had happened.
"What are these people doing?" A woman asked her husband. "I see them all over town with water guns, shooting at each other."
"Well, that woman was Bulma Briefs, president of the Capsule Corporation and that little one was her daughter."
"Oh." the woman said as if that explained everything.
Puar fired and hit Yamcha just because she didn't have anything else to do. "Gotcha!"
"I hate my life!" he cried as the cops dragged him away.
***
Videl got to the Capsule Cap. Corp. just as Bulma and Bra drove up.
"I can't believe you did that! Yamcha didn't deserve it or that other stunt you pulled."
"It was fun though."
"Yes, very!" The broke out into laughs again as they spotted Videl.
"Hey Videl! Are you here to help?" She received a nod. "That's good. Please don't tell me you're my assassin!"
"Nope. I got ChiChi."
"That's even better."
Vegeta dropped from the sky and walked into the house without a word.
The three females followed.
"Papa? What's wrong?"
"I'm taking a shower. I feel dirty. That third class baka hugged me!"
"Whatever for?" Bulma asked.
"I got him out."
"And he hugged you?! For getting him out?!"
"That was after he congratulated me!" Vegeta shook his head. "I don't understand him at all." He continued to the stairs.
"I don't think anyone understands him."
Part 2: The Free For All (and maybe the final part!)
Everyone showed up, from Yamcha -- who now had on a sort of police tracking device on his right wrist -- to Piccolo. Even Karin decided to come so it could be official who won. They were all seated at the table, eating the food -- since Bulma didn't cook it -- and conversing with each other ever alert for their assassin to reveal himself.
Well, everyone talked except Goku and Goten who were currently involved in trying to hit each other with those little hot dogs that come in pigs in the blanket.
"GOKU! GOTEN! Do you have any manners at all?" As ChiChi went on to lecture them about dinner table etiquette, the rest slipped outside to avoid it.
"Hey!" Pan piped up. "This is perfect!" She spotted Trunks by Marron and Goten and pulled out her gun. "Trunks-kun! Come here!"
He seen her and stepped forward. "Try your best Pan-chan."
Videl saw ChiChi and approached her while Roshi followed her. "Lets end this today. I want to see who wins." Videl said and the other two nodded.
The others quickly find their targets. Vegeta, both out and now targetless, just watched and was quickly made referee of this little free-for-all.
"Okay, here are the rules." Bulma gave him a look that plainly said, 'Be fair'. "There will be no injuries," Goku glared at him a bit and mouthed ' a little too late for that', "no self-defense sprays and when there are only two people left, there will be a sudden death round." Everyone had thought to wear bathing suits under their clothes because they had a feeling they would be soaked when they got home that night. Clothes were discarded and guns pumped. "Is everyone ready?"
"Hai!" Came a chorus of shouts.
"Then go!"
There was instant mass confusion and I will attempt to write each mini showdown.
Key: (first name is the assassin)
* * =
Videl and ChiChi
/ /
= Oolong and Bulma
~ ~
= Juuhachi-gou and Krillin
< > = Yamcha and Bra
^ ^
= Pan and Trunks
( )
= ChiChi and Goten
{ }
= Goten and Pan
[ ]
= Roshi and Videl
- -
= Trunks and Piccolo
_ _=
Goku and Roshi
; ; =
Gohan and Puar
:: :: = Krillin and Oolong
# # = Yajirobe and Juuhachi-gou
*Videl ran straight for ChiChi while the other ran in the other direction after Goten. Since there was no more hour penalty rule, it was just a matter of running until ChiChi could get her son out first and until Videl herself got out. She started to fire and hoped that Vegeta allowed time outs for water refills. ChiChi dodged each one.*
(Goten had his back turned, trying to aim for Pan. He seemed to forget that he was vulnerable. ChiChi ran by and did a "squirt and run" it hit him on the left arm. He turned in what seemed like slow motion and his mouth fell open. ChiChi gave him a two finger salute as she ran by. The water gun dropped from his nerveless fingers as he dropped to his knees, threw up his arms, turned his face to the sky, and wailed to the heavens dramatically.)
_Even though Goku was out, that didn't mean he couldn't join in the fun. He ran after Roshi, but cut his speed since that was an unfair advantage. He promptly collided with Krillin, who was looking over his shoulder, and the latter fell to the ground.
"Oof! Goku! You're like a brick wall!" Goku held out his hand to help his friend from the ground and looked at him sheepishly, one hand behind his head.
"Sorry Krillin. You better go, Juu-chan's coming up fast!"
Krillin nodded and took to the air, Juu-chan not far behind.
"Master Roshi!" Goku yelled. Roshi turned briefly and lost sight of Videl in the chaos.
"Goku! Now I lost her!"
"Gomen nasai Mutenroshi and I apologize for this too."
"What are you talking about?" Roshi was trying to find her again.
"This." Goku squirted him in the face. "Gotcha!"
"I knew I wasn't going to win, but can you help me at least get Videl?"
"I guess so." He moved a little to the left and felt the second person that day run into him. "Videl!"_
["Hi Goku. Sorry about hitting you like that." She got up and brushed blades of grass from her purple one-piece.
"How convenient." Roshi appeared on the other side of Goku and aimed at her.
"If you must," Videl shrugged and stood facing him.
Roshi raised the gun, started to pull the trigger, then stopped. "I can't do it!" he dropped his gun. "Be happy that you might win." He walked away toward the house and Bulma's underwear drawer.
"That was weird..."
Bulma saw him and motioned to Vegeta to call time out. "HEY! You hentai! Get away from my underwear!" Oolong heard and ran after her.
"Roshi! I want some too!"
Vegeta sighed and began to follow. For some reason, he just knew he had to stop her from hurting them too much.]
***
A small crowd of curious onlookers had gathered by the sidewalk. They wondered what the heck was that weird bunch up to now.
"They're always doin' something strange!" One woman stated. "If it isn't flying, it's fighting with each other physically!" Someone had called the media and they were setting up to film.
"Just another day at the Capsule Corp. eh?" One reporter asked the camera man. Soon after, Vegeta, Bulma, Oolong, and Roshi came back outside but the latter two were not without bruises and scratches.
"Okay! Now Roshi and Goten are out of it. Since we want this done quickly, you two are not allowed to go after your prey." Karin whispered something to him. "Pan and Videl, you are now assassin free and it's an added bonus." Pan stuck out her tongue at a depressed Goten. "Good luck! Did I just say that?" He added after a brief thought.
The news reported started to talk into the mike, looking at the camera. "Just another day at the Capsule Corporation right? Wrong. There is something really strange going on. I'm now going to talk to a short fellow that seems to be a referee of some sort." The reported walked over to Vegeta and stuck the mike in his face. "Now sir, what do you call this madness?"
"This "madness" as you humans would call it is a game my little princess Bra thought up." Vegeta told them the rules. "Hey! You can't do that you know!" He yelled at Yamcha. "Stupid weak human." he muttered.
"What do you call this then?"
"It's called Assassins. This is the 'final round'. When only two are left, it will be the 'sudden death' round."
"Ah I see. What made you people decide to do this?"
"My two brats, Bra and Trunks, Kakarott's brat Goten, and the nerd boys brat Pan were bored."
"Oh. Do you mind if I film a bit?"
Vegeta shrugged. "Why should I care?"
"Ken! Get some good shots of them stalking each other!"
"Sure thing!"
***
/Oolong knew that he couldn't get her in the house, but that didn't stop him from walking to close behind her that they almost touched. Bulma spun around and glared at the pig.
"Oolong! What were you doing behind me?"
"I uh, I-- I'm your assassin Bulma."
"Oh really? Then why were you so close but didn't shoot me?"
"I uh-- I wanted to marvel at your beauty!"
"Don't try it pig!"
"I'll take him off your hands Bulma," Krillin said as he walked up, temporarily out of reach of Juu-chan./
::Is he my assassin? Oolong asked himself a little unnecessarily. Of course he was! What else would he mean by that comment? Oolong shuddered at the alternatives. One could mean a lot of pain, the other was just plain disturbing.
"Hai. I am your assassin Oolong." Krillin answered the unasked question, pulled the trigger and shot him. Oolong was a tad too slow. "And now you're out. Gotcha!" He turned and saw Juu-chan. "AH!" and then he took off.
Oolong looked up, dazed as he walked off to the side-lines. What just happened here?::
#While Juu-chan was busy trying to get Krillin, Yajirobe was trying to come up with a plan that would actually work.
I'm starting to think this game really sucks! He looked around for her and spotted her behind Gohan, aiming at her husband. Yajirobe dodged and slid behind Piccolo who was trying to dodge Trunks' blasts. The fat martial artist shot out blindly and of course missed and hit ChiChi instead. She glared at him briefly before she had to run from Videl. He got a pretty good and clear shot and since Juu-chan was hiding so that she could sneak up on Krillin, he could get her real easily. He ran up to her and pulled the trigger, but nothing came out.
Wha? No water! Shit! That was the best and probably only good shot I could ever get! He threw down the gun and started to pout in the middle of the field.#
***
Vegeta saw that most of the people were shooting blanks, literally, so he called a time out for refills.
"Finally!" Videl sighed as she got ready for another round of trying to get ChiChi. She didn't know that the other woman was so quick and nimble.
"Here's the current situation: It's now impossible for Bulma and Videl to get out since their assassin was already taken out by Krillin and Kakarott respectively. Also, Fat Man, Nerd Boy, and Weak Human, you know that you can't win. As well as Kakarott since I got him earlier." Vegeta announced to everyone.
"I still wanna have fun!" Goku shouted from the spigot on the side of the house.
"Whatever." Vegeta thought a bit and then said, "If we have more than two people left and at least two of those people aren't going to have an assassin at all (Videl and Bulma) so if that situation comes up, it will be based on how may times you can hit that person in 30 seconds. Then the two people with the highest number of hits will go up against each other for the win." He looked at Bra. "Can we have that? Would it go against the rules?"
"Nothing in them says that so no."
"Alright! Is everyone ready?"
"Hai!" Came the chorus of shouts.
"So let the game resume!"
***
(Yajirobe continued...)#I might have a chance!
Juuhachi-gou wasn't paying attention at all. In fact, she was actually talking to ChiChi!
Yajirobe came up fast as well as Videl did from the other side. He squirted her and ran before she could notice it was him.
"Nani?!" She put a hand to her hand. "I’m out?!" She asked incredulously.
"Hai wind-up doll. Move off the field!" Vegeta jerked a thumb over his shoulder.#
***
Yajirobe was on the ground, laughing hard. "I told you Marron! I could prevent your mother from winning!"
Marron walked over from the sidelines (since she was out and had gotten Yajirobe earlier). "You are a sore winner!" And emptied her water gun in his face.
***
*Videl got ChiChi at the same instant that Yajirobe got Juu-chan.
"I got you! I got you! I finally got you! Yeah!" Videl jumped up and down with excitement.
ChiChi was shocked for a bit. But then she came around and began to laugh. She and Videl both walked off the field. (Videl has to wait until the elimination round before the sudden death one.)*
***
Vegeta was talking to ChiChi and Videl off on the side. "Who do you think would win?"
"I'm hoping Pan does!" Videl nodded in agreement. "She's the only one of us not out except Videl."
"If I don't win. Pan is just as good."
"I think Bulma or Bra would win."
ChiChi glared at him. "How about we place a little wager on this? Hmmm?"
Vegeta glared back. "Fine! 300 zenni that Bulma or Bra will win."
"300 zenni that Pan or Videl will win!"
"Deal?" ChiChi stuck out her hand.
"Deal!" Vegeta shook hands.
Vegeta nodded then made an announcement to the group. "The only people who now have a shot at wining are Videl, Bulma, Krillin, Piccolo, Trunks, Bra, and Pan! Bra and Bulma, I bet on you two so one of you better win!"
ChiChi shouted at Pan. "Pan-chan, I bet on you and your kaasan! Don't let me down!"
"I won't Obaasan!"
***
^"You heard them Trunks-kun! Gomen nasai, but you're going down!"
"Go ahead. I don't care. Tousan didn't bother to bet on me."
Pan shrugged and squirted him. She would talk to him about it later.^
***
"Trunks you're out of there!"
Pan walked to the side too to wait with her mother. Piccolo also came out of the game. There was nothing to do until the next round.
"This is getting interesting, don't you think Shinji?" The woman from before asked her husband.
"Sure is. This looks like something we should play sometimes."
***
; "Puar, how about we quit and let the next round begin? Neither of us are going to win anyway."
"Gohan, actually I'm technically still eligible. But I guess you're right.";
***
<"Yamcha! Give it up! You're on crutches! You can't hope to get me!"
"I'm going to get my revenge someday you little demon child! You made my life a living hell! I--" He was stopped up short by Vegeta standing behind him.
"You're going to do what to my Bra-chan?" he hissed in his ear.
"Nothing. Nothing at all!" Yamcha laughed nervously and hopped away as fast as he could.>
***
"Okay! Bra-chan, Bulma, Gohan's brat, Nerd Boys wife, Midget Man, and Green Bean it is now the elimination round! Pair up and someone hand me a stop watch."
Bra and Pan paired up as did Videl and Bulma and Krillin and Piccolo. They all refilled their guns (just in case) and began.
Part 3: Elimination: Who are the finalists? (Guess that wasn't the end after all. One more part after this.)
Bra and Pan were first. They both got the same amount of hits in and so they were both in the finals.
Videl won over Bulma since she has better aim and everything. Videl had 7 hits while Bulma only had 4.
Surprisingly Piccolo lost. Krillin is smaller and therefore hard to hit since Krillin is used to dodging things. Krillin got 9 hits on Piccolo while the green guy got only 5.
***
Bra and Videl paired off and then Pan and Krillin. Bra and Pan came out victorious.
"Go Pan-chan! You can do it!" Videl, ChiChi, Gohan, Goku, and even Goten cheered.
ChiChi yelled the loudest. "Beat that Briefs girl!"
Trunks, Bulma, Vegeta, and Bra got into a huddle.
"Now Bra, you've got to win. For the honor of this family!" Vegeta actually gave her some encouragement and a hug. Bulma and Trunks also hugged her.
"I'll try my best."
"It's your game! You should win!" Trunks told her.
"Oh you guys have to hurry up! I see some clouds moving in. It might rain." Videl told everyone.
"We'll go fast." Bra nodded in agreement.
Part 3a: The Final Round. Who's gonna win?
For this round, each participant was allowed two water guns instead of one. The highest power super soaker would be used as well as a small one just in case of close shots or something similar.
"No hard feelings when I beat you Bra. Okay?" Pan held out her hand.
"Sure!" Bra shook hands. "But when I beat you, we'll remain friends."
They made a ten foot distance between each other, backed up, and charged. Rapid squirts were everywhere and the sky was getting darker by the minute. They were even in the air trying to get each other and Yajirobe, Roshi, Oolong, ChiChi, and Puar couldn't follow it.
The was a faint rumble of thunder and the onlookers had all gone home except for the media. They were trying to get as much as they could before the storm hit.
When lightning started to flash and the wind began to blow, everyone had pulled on their clothes, but Bra and Pan were still going at it. Then came the decisive moment.
Pan and Bra were facing each other and both pulled the trigger at the same time, that was also when the rain began to fall, hard. They both got hit with each others own squirts as well as a couple hundred rain drops.
"WAIT! Who got hit first?!" ChiChi and Vegeta ran to each of their people and gasped.
"I don't know," Pan said.
"Me neither," Bra added.
"Oh great! We don't know!" ChiChi said. "Well, that means I don't have to pay you a thing."
"I don't have to pay you anything either!"
They turned and went back inside the house, everyone followed until it was only Bra and Pan.
"Good job Bra!" Pan hugged her friend.
"Yeah. I knew they were going to get competitive."
"That idea of your was brilliant! So we both won!"
The followed their friends and family to dry quarters.
The reporter stayed outside and was packing up his equipment. "That was weird."
"I know." the camera man replied.
"Say Ken, how about when this rain clears up, you and your kids come to my house to play Assassins?"
"Sure! And how about we invite the Marshalls down the street and the Williamsons and the..." And they got into the car and drove away.
Owari?