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Assassins: Day Two
Chapter 3: Super Soaker Showdown
Marron was going over to Trunks' house to hang out when she spotted someone. It wasn't your average someone either. This "someone" was wearing long-sleeved army fatigues in 80 degree weather, and a black knit cap on their head. They also had one of the biggest water guns Marron had ever seen.
Oh boy. I hope that isn't my assassin. Marron thought nervously. Too bad it was. Marron started to run in the direction of the Capsule Corp., hoping to get in there before the assassin caught up with her. Since the other person was gaining, and fast, she stopped, sighed, and pumped up her gun. Trunks just happen to choose that time to land on the ground. He looked between the two with some confusion.
"What is going on?" he asked.
"Well Trunks, I have a strong feeling that this is my assassin. I'm not going down this easy!"
Trunks smiled and walked into his house. Suddenly you could hear a very loud shouted, "Guess what?! Kaasan and Marron are having it out in the front yard!" He reappeared outside with Pan, Bra, & Goten. Trunks popped some capsules and some chairs appeared. They all sat down and got comfortable.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Trunks asked. "Go ahead and get started!"
"Thanks for the encouragement Trunks," Marron said sarcastically.
Bra also spotted her target. She quietly slipped away and made her way over to him. He didn't notice a thing!
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The things Bra does will be in-between these = [ ]
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Marron and Bulma cautiously circled each other, each pair of eyes not straying far from the others face. Suddenly Bulma shot at Marron and the other easily dodged it.
"HA! You'll have to do better than that!"
[Bra approached around the back of the gravity chamber and made sure her ki was kept low...]
"How about this being better?" Bulma ran straight at her and sent a series of short blasts directly at her. Marron just barely dodged and ducked. She ran around the side of the house and hid behind the building housing Bulma's lab. Their "audience" followed.
[Bra got into position and pumped her gun...]
Bulma ran around the other side. Marron just stood where she was, panting, and trying to come up with a plan.
[Bra took careful aim...]
Marron backed up, warily watching for Bulma. She didn't know that Bulma was backing from the other side.
[Bra pulled the trigger and a large stream of water shot out...]
Marron and Bulma bumped into each other and each turned around at the same time.
[The water hit Vegeta dead in his chest, causing his eyes to widen in surprise...]
Bulma was quicker with the trigger and so she pulled it about 5 seconds faster than Marron.
[Bra began to laugh. She walked right up to her Father and said, "Gotcha!" Vegeta began to laugh and then he ran at her, causing her to turn and run...]
The water hit Marron and Bulma said the magic word to her target, "Gotcha!" Bulma walked away towards the front of the house with a stunned Marron close behind.
[Bra ran as fast as she could for the front of the house where she promptly collided with her Kaasan, knocking then both off their feet.]
***
"I got Papa out! I got Papa out!" Bra sang as she got up and danced around.
"You did?!" Pan, Trunks, Goten, Marron, and Bulma asked in unison. That was when Vegeta came into view with a large wet spot on the front of his shirt.
"So you did..." Bulma mutter incredulously as she got up as well.
Bra noticed and stopped her victory dance. "Are you all right Kaasan? I'm sorry, I didn't see you."
"It's all right. I'm fine." Bulma walked up to Vegeta and began laughing in his face. "You know you have to tell Karin!" she turned to Marron. "Marron, you too."
Bra spoke up. "Oh! This is a rule I forgot to say. I'll tell Karin to tell everyone who's out. If you get out, you still can go after your target, you just can't win. Let's go to Karin Tower!" Bra, Goten, & Pan took to the air alone, while Trunks carried Marron & Vegeta carried Bulma.
Chapter 4: Two People Are Better Than One
Prologue: The Others Team Up
Roshi, Oolong, Puar, Yamcha, and Yajirobe all had no idea how to get their targets. They all either had saiyans, androids, best-friends, or carefully guarded mates of saiyans. They all had their work cut out for them.
"I say we join forces. There is nothing in the rules against it." Oolong told them.
"Yeah!" Puar cried. "That's a wonderful idea. I'm with Yamcha!" Yamcha smiled at her.
"I guess I'm with Roshi." Oolong said. "What about you Yajirobe?"
"I'll go with you guys. I don't know how I'm going to get her. I need some help."
"Good! Then it's all settled. Let's get to work." Master Roshi said.
"YEAH!"
Part 1: Operation Oolong
"You got Bulma, eh? You are sooooo lucky!" Master Roshi said. "I wanted her! I got Videl."
Yajirobe sighed. "I got Juuhachi-gou."
"You did?! You're going to lose..." Oolong told him.
"I had already figured that out pig." Yajirobe said bitterly.
"If you have a proper plan you won't. Here's what you have to do...." Oolong said. Operation Oolong was in effect!
***
"Are you sure this is going to work?" Yajirobe asked. They were standing on Krillin's front porch 20 minutes later.
"Sure I'm sure. Now go and knock on the door." Roshi and Oolong ran and hid behind a bush.
Yajirobe complied and knocked. He pulled the skirt (yes skirt!) of his uniform down and shifted the box in his hand. Juu-chan came to the door.
"What do you want?" she asked.
Yajirobe plastered one of the most false, sugary-sweet smiles on his face (as sweet as he could ever manage) and began to speak.
"Hi! Do you want some Martial Scout Cupcakes?"
"Do I want WHAT?!"
"Martial Scout Cupcakes!"
Juuhachi-gou was extremely tempted to slam the door in his face, but one of her New Years resolutions was to not be so cold to everyone. She sighed and reached into her pocket for some money.
"How much?"
Yajirobe smirked and drew his hand out of the box, water gun at ready. He pulled the trigger and was knocked down by the force of the door hitting him in the face.
"YOU CAN'T GET ME THAT EASILY! I HAVE A QUICKER REACTION TIME THAN YOU THOUGHT! TRY AGAIN!" Juuhachi-gou yelled and began to cackle evilly.
Roshi and Oolong hurried over to their "partner-in-crime".
"Are you okay?" Roshi asked him.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?!" Yajirobe stumbled to his feet, pulled down his skirt (but not before he flashed everyone within a ten-mile radius), and trudged down the walkway, with his companions behind him.
"Well, you'll just have to try again."
"I'll just fail again."
"Try...." Roshi trailed off. He had seen the prettiest girl walk down right in front of him. "Hey Miss! Do you want to humor an old man? Heh heh heh!" He ran off after her.
Oolong and Yajirobe sweatdropped and proceeded to the Capsule Corp. Maybe their targets will be there later on.
Part 2: Puar Gets a Chance
"Oh Yamcha! Do you have a date tonight?" Puar asked cheerfully.
"No... why do you ask?"
"Just wonderin'."
"I still need a way to get Bra! It should be so easy since she's just a kid, but it's not." While he was walking and talking, he failed to notice that Puar had a mini-water gun (like the kind you put on a key chain) and was currently taking aim at the back of his head. He suddenly turned around when he failed to get a reaction and Puar hid her gun behind her back.
"Puar, what were you just doing?" Yamcha asked suspiciously.
"Uh nothing?"
This seemed to satisfy him for he shrugged and began to continue on his way to the Cap. Corp.
***
Puar tried and tried all the way there, but she just couldn't do it. He was her best friend after all. She didn't realize she had stopped floating along beside Yamcha until he gently shook her.
"Puar? Are you okay? You don't look too good."
"I'm fine. I just need to rest a bit, that's all."
"You can do that once we get to the Capsule Corp. I need to get Bra any how."
"Uh yeah. Right." They continued on their way.
Chapter 5: Stalkers and Saiyans and Guns. Oh My!
Part 1: An Assassin Named Son Goten
Goten had been trying since early that morning to get his niece. He tried everything: traps, tricks, lies, EVERYTHING! Nothing worked. She was too alert. The only good chance he had was during the "Showdown at the Capsule Corp." that morning and even then she knew...
*BEGIN FLASHBACK*
Goten slyly brought out his gun and pointed at Pan.
"Uncle Goten! Don't even try it!"
"Try what?" Goten asked innocently.
"You know..." Pan trailed off and continue watching the battle.
After Bra had succeeded in nailing her father, Pan rushed to congratulate her. "Yeah! You go Bra!"
Now is the perfect time to get her. Heh heh heh. Goten snuck around a tree and got within water distance of his niece. He waited to see if she was going to move, then pulled the trigger. He thought that he was going to get her, it went directly for her and everything. Trunks just had to block it, didn't he?
"TRUNKS NO BAKA!" Goten screamed. "YOU BLOCKED MY SHOT!"
"If he didn't Uncle Goten, you still would have missed." Pan said as she blew a raspberry at him.
*END FLASHBACK*
I will get her this time! I have a fail-proof plan! Goten thought as he saw her leave the safety of his house. He also noticed his mother, but that didn't really bother him.
"You're mine Son Pan!" he shouted charging at her.
"BRING IT ON!" Pan whipped out her weapon and pumped it. ChiChi just stood their and watched with amusement.
Goten kept advancing and Pan kept backing up. Suddenly she fell through a hole in the front yard!
Goten ran over and began to laugh at the stunned girl. "ACME holes! Never leave home without 'em! Now you're mine!" He began to laugh some more.
While he was doing so, Pan squirted him right in the face.
"Common sense. Never leave home without it. HA! You're out for an hour!" She floated out of the hole, laughing at his misfortune.
Goten looked at her laughing face and lost it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Part 2: Krillin Starts to Freak Out
I know someone is following me! I am not going crazy! Krillin thought uneasily.
"Uh Tousan?" Marron tapped him on the shoulder.
"AH!" Krillin jumped about 2 feet from the ground and turned around in a defense stance. "Oh it's you Marron. Don't do that!"
"Sorry, but you asked me to help you, remember?"
"You're right." Krillin walked over to a lawn chair and sat in it. Little did he know, his assassin was watching all the while. "I need you to, uh, trim the hedges for me. I can't quite reach them..."
"Okay Tousan! But why didn't you just levitate up there?" Marron asked curiously.
"You're right! That is a good idea!" Krillin laughed nervously, glancing around.
A figure snorted. "You're just scared I'll attack you. Well you're right, I would. But not in the open like this."
"Tousan? Are you scared that your assassin will come and try to get you?"
"Yeah. Aren't you?"
"Don't you know? Bulma-san got me out this morning. But Vegeta-sama is also out!"
"You're kidding! By who?"
Marron started to laugh. "By Bra!"
Krillin was getting rather relaxed. He had all but forgotten about the assassin. Too bad for him. (guess who it is!)
Just keep on doing what you're doing. There's nothing here to harm you. You do not need to worry. Marron keep on talking to him... The figure thought.
"HA!" the figure shouted out loud as they approached their target.
Krillin and Marron looked up at exactly the same time. Shouts of: "Kaasan!" and "Juu-chan!" rang out in unison.
"You're the one who's been following me? You scared me to death!"
Juuhachi-gou laughed. "I've come to finish the job!"
Krillin stood and started to back away slowly, making what he thought were soothing gestures with his outstretched hands. "Now, now. Can't we talk this over?"
"You know me Krillin. I never leave something only half done." It was true. Juuhachi-gou was a perfectionist. Go figure.
"Can't you do it just this once?"
"NO!" she pulled the trigger. Krillin closed his eyes and waited for the impact. He was surprised when he felt another body collide with his own.
"Wha?" Krillin looked around. Marron had taken the shot for him! This day was just getting too strange for him. He fainted, the welcoming darkness overtaking him.
Okay. Now you know who a lot of the Targets and Assassins are, but you don't know them all. I encourage you to guess. It's not simple.