After These Messages
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z so don't sue. No, I'm serious! I got this idea from Becky, but it's not exactly like hers. Enjoy!
We'll be back to this episode of Dragon Ball Z after these messages....
Riccola
(Vegeta is standing on a grassy hill in the middle of no where, breathing in the air....) Riiicoolllla! Riiiicccollllaa! Hi! If you have a major sore throat like I have then you need these great sore throat..... (whispering) Hey, what do you call these things again? (from off-set) Cough drops! You dummy! (back to Vegeta) Oh yeah! What a minute?! What did you call me? Nobody talks to Vegeta, the prince of the Saiyans that way! I'm going to hurt you so bad, yo mama won't recognize you! (he runs off set and the camera picture goes sideways. A voice is heard..) Um, we'll be back after we get rid of these technical difficulties! (Vegeta: ) Not on your life!
Rogaine
(Krillin's standing on a crowded beach surrounded by girls in bikinis) Hi. Rogaine is the best! You see what it got me? I used to be a short, no-nosed, dateless, bald guy. Now I'm a short, no-nosed guy with hair and lots of pretty women! You gotta love this stuff! (18 appears on the scene looking very pissed.) Krillin! What do you think your doing?! (Krillin takes off running) Well, it worked for a while! Bald guys listen up, ONLY USE THIS IF YOUR SINGLE!!! AHHHHHHH!
Anger Management Book
(ChiChi appears looking calm and nice sitting in a very comfortable looking chair.) Hey, do you yell way too much? Do you scare people away with just one look? Do weapons seem to always be in your hand or materialize out of thin air? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you may have an anger problem. If you do, then my book can help. Look at these happy customers!!
(Gohan appears with an arm in a sling and a bandage around his head) My mom used to be so mean. She yelled and yelled and yelled. So I bought her this book for Christmas. Now look, I'm the happiest boy on Earth!! (he flashes an obviously fake smile) (ChiChi: ) Gohan smile bigger! NOW! (Gohan starts shaking) Y-Y-Y-E-S Mom! This book works wonders!
(Trunks comes onto camera. He's in a hospital room and his whole body is covered in white gauze) My dad used to abuse me. I bought him the book and..... WHO AM I KIDDING? THE DAMN BOOK MADE HIM WORSE! (Vegeta appears) AHHHH! I'm sorry Dad! I'll never say anything like that again! AHHHHH! (The camera goes back to ChiChi.) Now look at all those happy people! (big smile) Please buy my book!
MasterCard
1-900-55-GIRLS - - - $500
GROUP THERAPY - - - $1000
SUPER HOLD GEL- - - $450
MEMORIES WE ALL SHARE - - - priceless
Some things money can't buy, for everything else.... There's MasterCard
Herbal Essence
(Weird sounds heard from shower) Oooh, ooooh, YES! YES! YES!
(Yamcha appears in a towel looking rather happy.)
This stuff is great!! Maybe I can finally get Bulma back.
(He goes to her house and she slams the door in his face hitting his nose)
Maybe not....
Hooked on Phonics (A voice is heard while the tv is displaying random images of kids in school...) (In Forrest Gumps' voice) I love hooked on phonics. It worked wonders. I've never felt so smart! If it can work for me, it can work for you. Call: 1-800-ABCDEFG
(Vegeta appears. He does that a lot doesn't he?) Whatever Kakarott! If this stuff could have worked for you, it's a miracle!
Goku: I'm smarter than you Vegeta!
Vegeta: Oh yeah? Prove it! What's 1+1?
Goku: Uh, 11!
Vegeta: See what I mean!
Goku: Anyway, (flashes a thumbs up sign) Hooked on phonics worked for me!
Vegeta: SHUT UP, KAKAROTT!